Let's play another round of "stupid things my Narc said"

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Sep 29 - 9PM
gemofagirl
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We had sex for the first time

Oct 13 - 10PM (Reply to #223)
Madea1234
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I can beat it

Sep 29 - 6PM
Brit
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Still makes me laugh !!! Me:

Sep 27 - 6PM
booboo35
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So funny.

STAY STRONG!! XX

Sep 26 - 4PM
Narcphobia
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Just thought of an oldie but goodie

Oct 13 - 10PM (Reply to #219)
Madea1234
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Classic

Sep 26 - 8AM
MyTurnToBe Free
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Say What?

Sep 26 - 9AM (Reply to #217)
Narcphobia
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Good Lord

Sep 25 - 7PM
Emerald11
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My ex broke things off with

Jun 22 - 11AM (Reply to #215)
StrongasDandelion
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Again it makes me think Narcs

Jun 22 - 9AM (Reply to #214)
thebigpayback
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emerald, i swear your narc

Sep 26 - 8AM (Reply to #213)
Narcphobia
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Emerald1

Sep 25 - 6PM
Laci423
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self-centered comment

Sep 25 - 6PM (Reply to #207)
Narcphobia
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Laci

Sep 25 - 7PM (Reply to #208)
Laci423
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Better question is....

Sep 25 - 7PM (Reply to #209)
Narcphobia
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Ha! Very true Laci....

Sep 29 - 11PM (Reply to #211)
celine43
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Love it

Sep 25 - 7PM (Reply to #210)
Laci423
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Agree!!!

Sep 25 - 6PM
Narcphobia
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Two wacky comments my Narc made

Sep 25 - 5PM
Narcphobia
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Some role playing practice

Aug 11 - 8AM
pilker
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Freaks

N that he was, of course he virtually never asked me anything about my life, though I knew all about his. Oh, except I do remember him asking me this: "Have you ever had sex with anyone with any serious physical deformities?" I should have said, yeah, the guy with two heads was great at oral sex. What a freak.
Oct 13 - 10PM (Reply to #203)
Madea1234
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Wow

Aug 10 - 6PM
pilker
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The mark of an N

"I just want to leave my mark on her." He said this about the teenage intern he was finally forced to admit he was having an affair with. He's in his mid-50's. When I think of this line I picture my neighbor's dog and a lamppost.
Aug 10 - 5PM
Freedom35
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When we were in a grocery

When we were in a grocery check out and the male cashier commented on how attractive I was my X narc said "She didnt come out of the box like this"
Aug 10 - 5PM
pilker
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Time and Space

N: "I waited for that bruise on my fingernail to grow out to see if either of us (i.e., him) would make an effort to rectify things." Somebody should notify the National Institute of Standards & Technology that there is a new time zone - Bruised Fingernail Time! And this one: N: "Your house makes me drive through my ex-wife's neighborhood." Yes, my house and I often sat up nights thinking of ways to torment him.
Sep 25 - 5PM (Reply to #199)
Narcphobia
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LOL!!

Aug 11 - 8AM (Reply to #197)
Used
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pilker

thankyou for the biggest laugh i have had all day. and as for his disability comment...narc used to tell me he always wanted to go with someone with a disability....i thought YOU ALREADY DO...ITS YOURSELF.
Sep 25 - 5PM (Reply to #198)
Narcphobia
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ha ha ahha!!

Aug 10 - 3PM
SailorChik
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Here's another one

I gave him an email blast of shit because he un-invited me to his home, sticking me with a non-refundable plane ticket. He later popped up on Facebook, and messaged: "I don't have your phone number anymore. I went swimming with my cell phone. Duh!" Five minutes later...my phone rings and guess who it is. Oh, a few days later I see him put on his FB wall: "How do I un friend someone on Facebook?" I replied: "Consider it done!" Hope his other "friends" saw that!
Aug 10 - 5AM
juliamarie
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Some of my favorites...

N, "I'm always walking on eggshells around you...trying not to trigger your anger" N, "Why are you wearing your hair up? You know I like it down" N, "You are triggering my anxiety. I don't think you're good for my recovery". Recovery from what? Being an asshole? N, "My therapist sided with my ex-wife, so I fired her" N, "If you could just keep your mouth shut, everything would be fine"