Let's play another round of "stupid things my Narc said"

Somebody posted this awhile back and it was HILARIOUS!!!! We have so many newbies that I thought it would be fun to do it again plus we can always use a good laugh!

Another reason for starting this is because my Narc has been on a roll with stupid BS this week!

Narc - Sara I miss you so much and my life is just not the same without you and I want you and miss you so much!!! I just need you to know that my kids are too attached to the OWs KID for me to end things with her and screw their lives up! BUT I love you and I see us married and so happy maybe 5 years down the road! In the meantime we could still see each other and make amazing love to each other.

Ummmmm really? Too attached to the OWs KID??? The OWs KID could have come up with a better line than that!!!

What stupid things did your Narc say to you?