The Chessiest things they ever said to you

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#1 Aug 29 - 9PM
gettinbetter
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The Chessiest things they ever said to you

I would love hear the cheesiest things they ever said to you. I need a good laugh. Come on ladies I know you have some. Really these guys are pretty cheesy if you think about it.

Sep 7 - 11PM
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"I like listening to your voice"

It used to be that after every summer vacation, I'd call the ex-Psych professor all about my summer doings. Of course, this would show the usual give/give/give (on my part) and take/take/take (on his). He'd get obviously bored when I talked about picking berries in Oregon, seeing Yellowstone (he deemed it overrated)... I'd ask about his, and he'd be laconic. I'd ask why I did ALL the talking. He'd say "I like listening to your voice." But this is the same guy who'd say "I like watching you cry."
Sep 6 - 11PM
aceonelady
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chesiest.....

Mine did ask me if i was a hard a$$....he said i am,you can do anything sexual to me but do not even stick a tweegie in my a$$....i still do not know where that came from....weird sickos

Aceonelady

Sep 6 - 8PM
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Two Years After We were Married

Almost two years after he married me, he said: "I was never sexually or emotionally connected to you. I thought my love for you would transform you the way [ex-girlfriend's] love transformed me." I guess that chunk of change I bought into the marriage to buy a house above his financial means made up for that lack of sexual or emotional connection. However, I do wish he had told me that BEFORE he married me that he was neither sexually nor emotionally connected to me.
Sep 6 - 5PM
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"I'm struggling with my narcissism"

Early on in the "relationship",the ex-Psych professor said that he was a BIG FAN of Tolstoy because Tolstoy was a Narc, and many Tolstoy characters (Prince Andrei, Anna Karenina, Vronsky) are Narcs. He told me that he read the works of Tolstoy as part of his "struggle with narcissism." He told me that he wanted me to be "free of unhealthy emotional attachments" and should practice detachment. In a sense, he was right, and the "relationship" with him was definitely an UNHEALTHY EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT. But he was no picture of health. He said he wanted me to be free of the traditional roles of wife&mother, that's there more to life for women than that (yes,he played the feminist card) He said that marriage is terrible because people are imperfect, get sick, die. His favorite Schopenhauer quote was that the sexual act is the ultimate crime. Of course, I asked him how he ended up here. That killed the conversation. He must've played a different number with the OW, an older curator, a professional woman (only 5 years his junior, whereas I was 15)... because her biological clock was ticking, he got married to her and got her pregnant. I'm glad I didn't marry a guy who doesn't believe in marriage. He also told me that his lack of emotions scared children. Well, at least I was WARNED! GLAD he's OUT of my life. A decade... and yes, MUCH HAPPIER. I'd rather be single&HAPPY than wed to a man "struggling with narcissism" and who doesn't believe in marriage.
Sep 6 - 7PM (Reply to #87)
kiwi10
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mine said unconditional love

mine said unconditional love was unhealthy right after we got engaged.
Sep 6 - 5PM (Reply to #84)
gettinbetter
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Whoa that dude sounds like a

Whoa that dude sounds like a serial killer...
Sep 6 - 9PM (Reply to #86)
Susan32
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Another thing...

Early on, the ex-P told me he wanted me to be "free from my emotions." Um, they're mine, MINE, MINE and I'm keeping them! He said he wanted me to be "free from my emotions" like he was, that somehow it made him a Great Philosopher. He said that being good to others made me feel good about myself... like there's something WRONG with that????
Sep 6 - 5PM (Reply to #85)
Susan32
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Live to tell

That's why the death of my former classmate was such a trigger. She was closer to him than me. She stayed behind after graduation (she taught choir,music classes) She believed all his lies about me... right when we were on the verge of becoming friends. Her father died not too long ago. Her obit said she was a "former professor." She was found dead in her sleep. It sounded suspiciously like suicide as murder by the victim's own hands. So many things DID NOT ADD UP. What's scary is that this guy married and had kids. He HAD TWINS (this is all I know of his personal life--and this is 9 year old news) Yeah,and he has tenure. There was a recent controversy at my former college about a student (female) who was expelled for anorexia and depression. The LAST thing a sufferer of those things needs is ostracism. I named this post for that memoir by a woman who survived the Rwandan genocide. I give thanks every day for being alive. I can wear an "Optimist By Nature" t-shirt and MEAN it, and BELIEVE it... I couldn't do that a decade ago. I can take walks because I enjoy doing so, not because I'm stressed out of my mind. I write because I enjoy it, not because I'm being flattered for it. Sad to say, this ex-P has been a professor since '96. My empathy for him is gone.
Sep 4 - 8PM
truthseeker
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Cheesy

You're my last first date. At the time I thought it was so very sweet, now I realize he's probably said that for years. The cheesiest thing he ever said was whenever we were taking on the phone,"Put your hand in the air can you feel me?"
Sep 4 - 9PM (Reply to #82)
gettinbetter
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now thats what I call

now thats what I call cheesy! The cheesy comments should have been a red flag for me and I think they were. I just chose to ignore them
Sep 4 - 7AM
anonymous
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Not Cheesy - Extremely Painful

The most painful thing the P/N said to me ... During the D&D (one week after he had told me that I had brought out feelings in him that had consistently surpassed anything he had ever felt before), he said: "I don't know what to do about this [the end] because you really like making love to me and I really like fucking you." Classy. And to think, I stuck around and tried to make the "friendship" work.
Sep 6 - 9PM (Reply to #80)
lisalisa47
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that's a mouthful

Maybe "feel like fucking you" was the truest thing they say, cuz they do...

LML

Sep 4 - 7AM (Reply to #79)
gettinbetter
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bless your heart

thats horrible. Years ago mine "I f ing hate you I dont care if i ever see you again." Fast Forward 15 years... I bring that incident up via text. His reply: Look at what you just wrote thats the most hateful think I ever read. Stop it. WHAT? DUDE YOU SAID THAT TO ME!
Sep 4 - 3AM
lisalisa47
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This one STILL slays me...

When we first met, and he thought i was "perfect", and i cracked a joke, he would say "Yeah, that's a knee slapper" which always reminded me of something my grandpa would say...if he weren't already dead.

LML

Sep 3 - 8PM
Susan32
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What a load of BS....

The ex-Psych professor's favorite quote from Tolstoy was "To love someone who is dear to you is human love; to love your enemy is divine love." He claimed his "love" for me was the latter... and that somehow I was his "enemy." Uhhh, what??? Sounds like he confused himself with God! God was NOT one of his job titles! Duh!
Sep 4 - 3AM (Reply to #75)
lisalisa47
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ARE YOU SURE? LOL

Are you sure GOD didn't give him a secret promotion that no one knew about but him? LOL

LML

Sep 4 - 6PM (Reply to #76)
Susan32
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His other favorite Tolstoy quotes

Leo Tolstoy was a self-proclaimed vegetarian, pacifist, and Christian. As one biographer puts it "To the public, he was an angel. To his wife, he was the devil." The ex-P's favorite Tolstoy quote about women was about women being vain, egocentric, etc. He thought I was being vain when I wore dresses and tried to look nice. Oh... he preferred it when I looked like a boy anyhow. He also liked Tolstoy's quote about women that women are essentially stupid, but the Devil gives them brains so they can do nasty, evil things. The ex-P liked calling me diabolical. In "Anna Karenina",the drunken adulterous Stepan is described frequently as having an "idiotic grin." The ex-P apparently liked telling LOTS of people (esp. my classmates) that I had an "idiotic grin." Thank God I turned to GOD during the D&D... or I wouldn't be here! And the angel who thought he got a promotion, um, didn't he get kicked out big time???
Sep 4 - 1AM (Reply to #74)
fooled no longer
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I was born to make love to you

Yeah, I fell for this one, hook, line and sinker. I even wrote about how amazing it was to hear him say it. What I should have heard though is Not "I was born to make love to you" but "I WAS BORN TO FUCK YOU OVER" Im learning. Annie
Aug 31 - 9PM
tigger73
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crap, I posted mine at the

crap, I posted mine at the end after I read everyones.....go to the end and read it, you may laugh...... or vomit......
Aug 31 - 9PM (Reply to #72)
gettinbetter
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I read it EWWWW

I just threw up in my mouth a little!
Aug 31 - 8PM
monique94550
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Let's pray together

"Let's pray together and ask God to come into our relationship."
Aug 31 - 8PM (Reply to #70)
gettinbetter
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How about ....

we pray that God takes you out of my life. Yeah I like that one!
Aug 31 - 9AM
aceonelady
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also....

Doesn't matter now if i tell you the truth,you wouldn't believe me anyway.....And he was right about this....after what he did to me...

Aceonelady

Aug 31 - 1PM (Reply to #68)
gettinbetter
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yep

I heard that one too!
Aug 31 - 9AM
aceonelady
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my ex N told me....iwas not

my ex N told me....iwas not feeling too good about myself when you got here...i am sorry too i didn't feel what i wanted to feel....you came close,thats all.....i am dirt,love is not for me...be my last...

Aceonelady

Aug 31 - 4AM
Sherbear
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Cheese

His favorite defense of his actions (or lack of) after he broke it off with me... "You'd be best off to think of me as a big dumb labrador" and more.... "I absolutely believe that God sent an angel back into my life and you saved me." "If I had my way, you would be my first and last kiss" (we were each other's first kiss 30 years ago, when I was 12, he knew just how to hook me!) What a loser!!
Aug 31 - 2AM
moonshine
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He said

He said ..."If I meet my future soul mate on the road accidentally ...trying to help her with a flat tire......I still have to let her go....you know why.......to keep you as my room mate". he said "We will grow old together because I am not able to find love" All these to keep me there as his "room mate". He wanted me to stay there with him eternally as his room mate and yet live like a couple.
Aug 31 - 8AM (Reply to #43)
helldweller
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"We will grow old together

"We will grow old together because I am not able to find love" ......I still have to let her go....you know why.......to keep you as my room mate". I think this is the most honest he can be. It's odd. This thread actually made me feel very sad for them. The things they say are almost like statements of children or the mentally disabled. It is like they are trying to express how they feel and you can feel underneath a frustration and desperation about it though it makes no sense. It's very painful to hear the things they say to us, but it's painful to hear them in this other way as well. Mine just wanted to stay right there, too, just as we had been. "Just love me," he used to say, "Just hold me." Whenever I asked for more, asked to move forward, asked for intimacy, those were the answers. He was desperately afraid of changing anything, of being closer, but he absolutely could not lose the fact that I was just there.
Aug 31 - 8AM (Reply to #50)
moonshine
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would we able..

Would we be able to just give them what they want? Its is possible to be friends at all after we recover somehow? I feel bad for him. I feel he needs me but I also read your other thread where you have stated some one that its easier for them to replace us. I cant seem to find a balance anywhere. I see him everyday.I work with him.I am on NC with him after he asked me to leave (when I was visiting) since I asked him questions. He got mad as I asked him questions. He will not trade his freedom of seeing other women but cries every time when I tell him that we dont have a future, The tears doesn't seem to stop at all. He says, lets not even have sex but just be as my friend...but he would want to go out with other women. So what did you do finally when he asks these from you...to be a friend?
Aug 31 - 9AM (Reply to #62)
helldweller
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moonshine

Herein lies the problem. I asked him a hundred times to just be straight on what he wants from me. I had no problem hanging out with him, maybe being intimate sometimes, if we were straight about not being exclusive. I also had no problemm being "just friends," as he said the other women were. I used to joke: "If we break up can I be your "friend" like the others are and actually spend some quality time with you?" because he and the child would spend whole days and nights with his mysterious female friends, but not me. He would say, "You just don't get it." I think they cast us in a role in the beginning and that doesn't change, can't change. I asked him one time, "Why can't I be your friend, too? Like the others?" He said, "I don't need friends."