If you dont come down and visit me by Dec 20th I am going to be busy for a year.
After that silent treatment for a month. Then if you dont come visit me in feb I am gonna be busy for all of march. I visited in march. Then when I visited in may he said if you you dont come in may I am busy for the rest of the summer. On and on...with his busy schedule. Even though he doesnt work and is at home on the computer all the time.
My xN used to say "No pun intended BUT..." when he really meant to say "No offense, BUT..." Since he really trying to be insulting, I decided not to say anything and just silently laugh to myself anytime he said that.
I'd imagine him walking around saying that, sounding like an idiot all over the place, knowing I helped him stay an idiot. Might as well get some joy out of it while someone's trying to insult you. ;)
Wow, some of these stories are so hilarious & crazy! ROTG LMAO!!!
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wsup with them wanting us to know stuff. Here are a few from my exwn:
I just want you to know...
He adores me
He wamts to make my dreams come true
My life is a nightmare with him
He said "God wants us to be together"
I think I was possessed when I cheated on you
I've never been happier since you and I divorced
My life is much worse than it ever was before
I want to go to counseling with you but don't want to close the door on him
I can't move forward with him because I can't close the door on you
They are a unique breed, thats for sure!
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Ok this one's even better than the other one I posted...
"I don't want to see anyone and get counselling because they will only tell me it's all my fault!"
His parents heard him say it too. Gold.
Here are a few entertaining things my Narc said that I have remembered recently.
We travelled to spain together and I speak a little Spanish. Him "You would have been lost in Spain without me, I navigated our way everywhere."
I remember being furious. " I am the one who can speak some of the language, I am the one who asked for directions when no one spoke English....correction you would have been lost without my language skills dickhead."
Recently he told a mutual colleague he is "taking care of numero uno." Like he ever took care of me or needed to...and like he never puts himself first...I had to laugh.
He begged me back once after I found out a few years prior he had been on internet dating without my knowledge, then said....
"I can't make any promises" when I questioned how serious he was about me.
I overheard him bitching about me to his friend saying "I wish she would just get a fucking job already." I had finished my degree 1 month earlier and it was school holidays hence no work.
When confronted he said "I never said that you're crazy, you're loosing your mind." He actually made me believe it too.
I have been remembering a lot of different things the Narc said to me since I started therapy. It's almost like I blocked so much out of my head and now it's all coming back but not in a painful way. It's humerous but really embarrassing. Gosh I feel so stupid sometimes that I didn't see that big red sign flashing in front of my face for so long!
We were fighting one day (about something stupid I'm sure) and he said, "I made you the woman you are today"!!
I didn't think anything about it then but looking back now I'm guessing he thought that was a good thing?? He didn't make me anything but CRAZY! I wish I had said that to him! "Yes Narc you have made me the woman I am today! I complete lunatic who will need years of therapy to recover from your abuse!" What an idiot!
Sara, this reminded me of another (of the many) stupid things xnh said to me. We were fighting, and he shrieked at me, "You're acting like SUCH a typical woman!!" I just looked at him and said, "Duh!!!". What did he think I was supposed to act like? A donkey? I AM a woman. rofl.
Xnh is a true misogynistic moron.
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Ahhh, how Ns/Ps love CONTROL. The ex-Psych prof idolizes "War and Peace." he was AFRAID that I'd get my hands on it, in his words "taint it with my interest." He went so far as to keep my senior class from reading "War and Peace"... so we read "Anna Karenina" instead. The threat he made my freshman year kinda came true my senior year.
But I did point out some problems-
1)I could read it in the bookstore
2)I could read it in the library
He expected me to be upset&angry that I wasn't assigned "War and Peace." Instead, I told him the battle scenes were BORING. Yeah, he got the reaction he wanted. NOT.
The last couple things he said to me after our final divorce papers were signed:
1. "WHEN I break up with OW can we be friends?"
(I told him not to do anything on my account while trying not to laugh)
2. "I wanted to say a bunch of stuff to you about all the years we spent together and everything you've done for me, but i summed it all up. Thank you for holding my glasses for me while I was on stage (singing or acting)."
Great - you have thanked me for being a pocket. Yay.
MYEXNH SAID THANKYOU FOR GIVING ME CONFIDENCE AND THE ABILTY TO BE ALONE.....HE THEN TOOK THIS NEW FOUND CONFIDENCE AND MOVED IN WITH A WOMEN SO AS NOT TO BE ALONE.HE ALWAYS WAS AN IDIOT.LOL
What an idiot! He sounds as pathetic as xnh. Xnh was paranoid about being alone. I'm kind of a loner type person, and I'm quite happy with my own company. He drove me crazy about always "needing" someone around him. Seriously, he got upset because I refused to sit in the bathroom and talk to him when he took a crap. Like I told him, "I refuse to do that. You're on your own. Pooping is a 'solo sport'." Being with xnh while his toxic fumes burned the spackle off the bathroom ceiling was NOT what I'd call "quality time". rofl. Personally, I thought he really needed to practice being alone more often because he couldn't even manage sit on the toilet without company like a toddler.
Xnh told me, right after he dumped me, that he really needed some time to be "alone" so that he could run his own life (like I was just SUCH a tyrant to him - lol). The actual truth was that he was cheating, and he couldn't keep his pecker in his pants. Therefore having a wife was a problem when it came to his screwing OW. After xnh moved out, he promptly moved into a house with his two adult daughters, a newborn baby, and a dog (my condolences to the dog). Now, he spends every weekend going out of state to be with his mommy and OW (without taking the two daughters, newborn baby, or the dog). I presume he's doing just like he did with me...running away from his home problems concerning his hideous P daughter, and his self-induced financial woes. Anyway you look at it, xnh is NOT spending time alone. He never has, and he never will. :)
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The ex-Psych prof said that at 32. Don't worry, he hasn't accomplished anything significant, in comparison to Colin Firth, who's 3 years his senior (and now an Oscar winner)
I'm not counting on the ex-P growing up any time soon.
*contemplates sending Tyler Florence organic baby food*
"Narc says the darnest things" that was me lol I like the idea of a sequel part 2 lol
"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess
Tell him to join Assholes Anonymous!
If you do not
If you dont come down and
"No pun intended..."
I almost
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The "I just want you to knows"
One time he called me to tell
Mine called to tell me he was
Classic
lmao
I don't want you but i don't
Puzzle
Ex-Hubby Flashback
Ha!
drug-induced honesty...
HAHAHA Pearl mine said this
ooooh I have a few more nutty things to add
Stupid Narc
Their role as The Creator
Sara, this reminded me of
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"I was born to make love to
"I will stop you from reading 'War and Peace'"
My latest favorites
HAHA
What an idiot! He sounds as
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ex n comments
"I want to be a philosopher when I grow up"
"Narc says the darnest
"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess
I say