Narcville

In the hotels grounds and ere is a massive fair ground with clowns and narcs with their masks on telling us to have a ride on the heaven and hell roller coasterride but the seats jam and you have to try to get your self out but sometimes untill your sick enough you stay stuck on their while your abuser is laughing at you and robbing your hotel room and shagging the women of his dreams not you of course in your bed !

How can we forget their award winning treatment? THE SILENT TREATMENT (this is an N registered trademark) When you are under ST. No one is there!! Your room not cleaned, laundry not done, restaurants are all closed, master Bates cant be found and his mum is not at the reception. You are alone! You want to leave BUT the lobby door is locked!! Welcome to master Bates hotel award winning treatment (no one can ever execute better anywhere else! Best of all its complimentary! Comes together with your room package!) To start ST service is easy, just a little trigger will do! Hahaha!! I am typing this on a crowded morning train on my way to work! Cant help it haha Sumiko

The bellman greets you...but he says he's tired and can't carry your bags. And oh, "can you rub my shoulders a little...that would be nice". You go to check in and the suite you reserved is not available because the hotel owner is using it to have a party. "You won't mind being on the first floor next to the kitchen, right"? You order room service, and you receive whatever the hell the chef decided to make for you...if you get anything at all The housekeeper steals all the shampoo out of your room and helps themselves to your belongings....b/c hey...he/she needs them! The bar is full of douche bags wearing tiny t-shirts and gold chains. They all live with their mom, have multiple ex-wives...and some are still married, but they are still hitting on you because their wife is probably a bitch.

It's got game boards for setting up fights, triangulation, playing the chess game that is life. (Too bad for the N/P whose normal target ends up learning to play the Queen piece&putting him in checkmate) Numerous copies of "War and Peace","The Iliad" and "The Aeneid" to peruse. Since Ns/Ps loooove constant conflict, this is what counts as a love nest.

Some Narcs REALLY never grow up. Some make it (mentally) to their teen years. Others don't. So, there's a playpen, outfitted with toys, for those Narcs who are ALWAYS children at heart. A nice, custom-built, Ikea playpen, emphasis on "I."

I attempted to check out from the Narc Hotel. I made the mistake of contacting the N again. I was subjected to another week of "poor little me" and "I just can't control my anger with my clients so I can't see you again" and lies about his ex-girlfriend he beat which I know are lies and lies about his ex-wife which I know are lies and "I love you so much" and "I am crying again" and "I can't breathe" and "I had to leave to go the the bathroom because I was crying and I cannot breathe"... Check out please. Can I have an early check out? WHY DID I CONTACT HIM? I was NC for so long. Did I want to bring this trauma back on myself? "You can always check out but you can never leave..." NC with the N again tonight. Seriously? If you are SO fucked up get help. I am not Mother Teresa or Sigmund Freud. I love him Narville. I will always love him. I loved an N. Sorry to admit my weaknesses to the group. I sent him a text that I can't DO IT and replied to his email from hell (prior to me giving in). Please make this all go away. Let me check out from the N Hotel. Please... Kitty

Now, some Narcs I know would go for the Happy Hour and the open bar. But some are so gloomy there is NO Happy Hour. EVER. It isn't even called HAPPY. It's for the more antisocial, negative Narcs. The bar would be called "Nattering Nabobs of Negativity" (apologies to Pres. Nixon)

We have been lucky to have our very own translator Hunter as Narc speak is not a easy language to get your head around ! Best word to learn is delete delete delete Currency accepted in narcville sex drugs stollen goods I was in the triangulation suite with all the ow can't recommend it , it was a set up to use me and all i got feed was crumbs . Full of cockroaches to be avoided