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Dec 5 - 4PM
gratefuljen
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Hotel of Mirrors

So your standing outside of this beautiful, gorgeous hotel. It's outside is made of marble, and stone. Lighting is a golden hue that surrounds the lawn. There is a man outside that tells you that this place is like no other. It's the best hotel this side of the Mississippi. The people here are smart, sexy, loving. They just fell on some hard times, and the hotel really needs someone like you who is the most beautiful, intelligent, strong, moral person that they ever met. If you take this job he promises that you will not be sorry. The management will stick by you through thick and thin. Their commitment will never die. They are so happy that you have decided to come and work at this hotel! You pause a minute, ok 30 seconds, something in you gut says......,,,,,,,???????But it such an opportunity, you have never experienced this type of excitement regarding a job before. You, say to yourself, what the heck, it couldn't hurt. Right? You guys know the rest,,,,, Total erosion of you. INSANITY, ABUSE, MIND CONTROL, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, PAIN, SUFFERING, GAS LIGHTING, TOTAL MIND FU...... It's total hell! And we slowly begin to crawl out of that mad house, never ever ever to return. Jen
Dec 5 - 9PM (Reply to #40)
KittyRising
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But, the hotel

needs repair! And, they tell us that we are the only ones to save them whilst even in making up they abuse us? The others in the hotel (Mummy, f-d up friends and adoring family) stand by your room with the key declaring YOU are the one with the problem in spite of the history he has with "other women" and felonies. I am running down the path that has glass on it with no shoes to get away for good... I don't want to go back. Seeing a counselor on Thursday. I am so insipidly weak...
Dec 5 - 3PM
Blessed
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Checking out.

The only guests who successfully check out are the ones who realize that their best features are not tits, ass, and smile, but spine, guts, and brain!
Dec 5 - 9PM (Reply to #38)
Hunter
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Blessed

Love it..
Dec 5 - 4PM (Reply to #37)
GeorgiaGirl
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Amen!

That's awesome...check, please!
Dec 5 - 3PM
Sparrow
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And for the guests social

And for the guests social pleasure.........please meet in the lobby for a night of fun activities including SPEED DATING!!!!
Dec 5 - 3PM
Sparrow
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And when they finally let you

And when they finally let you check out.......they yell at you "and don't ever come back again!!!" and 3 months later, you get a brochure in the mail asking you how your stay was, and to please, please come back and stay again!!!
Dec 5 - 3PM
Sparrow
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On a dark desert highway,

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, �this could be heaven or this could be hell� Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the hotel california Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the hotel california Any time of year, you can find it here Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the captain, �please bring me my wine� He said, �we haven�t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine� And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the hotel california Such a lovely place Such a lovely face They livin� it up at the hotel california What a nice surprise, bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said �we are all just prisoners here, of our own device� And in the master�s chambers, They gathered for the feast The stab it with their steely knives, But they just can�t kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before �relax,� said the night man, We are programmed to receive. You can checkout any time you like, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!! AND I SAY "BULLSHIT IF I CAN'T, JUST WATCH ME ASSCLOWN"
Dec 5 - 1PM
Lisa87
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And along with 24/7

And along with 24/7 porn...Master Bates is holding a masturbation conference with naked cocktail hour, with lots and lots of alcohol, preferably tequila, nice and smooth!!!!! And after that, now that we are all horny and drunk...hmmmm orgy or sex party anyone and everyone...I mean I'm not picky at all as long as I'm getting my supply.
Dec 5 - 1PM
Used
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THE shower room comes equiped

THE shower room comes equiped with a deranged MOTHER... who likes to get her knife into you..... PORN ON TV 24/7........
Dec 5 - 9PM (Reply to #30)
KittyRising
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Oh yes!

The Mother lives in the hotel suite. Always adoring Junior while he commits felonies and "no one get's him"... Mummy's BOY!
Nov 9 - 5AM (Reply to #31)
Froglegs
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This made me spit my drink.

Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #29)
Blessed
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The shower also features

The shower is equipped with the usual assortment of bottled shampoo and body wash. In addition, all guests are provided with the private label brain washing treatment for the ultimate bathing experience!
Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #28)
spinning
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And there are "gas lights"

(teeheehee) in the hallways and big screen PROJECTION tv (hahahaha) everywhere. When you try to dial into the music of your choice, all goes SILENT. You pick up the phone but find it's off, too... You tell the management that it's just not working for you but they insist it's the best hotel you've ever been in. A fog machine starts pumping mist into the hallways and you say 'well, okay, I'll stay,' Then they slam the door in your face and walk away... :) (not) spinning. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, CHECKED THE HELL OUT!!!

spinning

Dec 5 - 1PM
spinning
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Of course the room consists

entirely of mirrors. Oddly, there's a 'One Way' sign that points toward a dark black hole. The maid is on call 24/7. So is the nurse. So is the teacher, the babysitter, etc. etc. Love this, Hunter!! xoxox (not) spinning. Just Grinning!

spinning

Dec 5 - 1PM (Reply to #26)
spinning
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Oh, I forgot...the rental fee is

everything in your bank account, plus everything in your house, writing journal, vehicle, yard, refrigerator, basement, desk, etc. etc. It takes years to pay in full... :) xoxo (not) spinning. Just grinning again!

spinning

Dec 5 - 1PM
Layla
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Room Service

I order a cheeseburger and fries from room service and it takes me one hour to get my food because the N that brings me my order was too busy surfing porn on his iPhone and when my food is finally wheeled in, it's not a cheeseburger, it's a chicken sandwich so when I complain it is not what I ordered, the N who delivered my food turned it around and blamed me for it. I immediately apoligize and accept the chicken sandwich..........
Dec 5 - 1PM (Reply to #24)
Alissa
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LOL LOL LOL

LOL LOL LOL
Dec 5 - 1PM (Reply to #2)
Hunter
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Layla

Good one.. This is a Dog friendly hotel.. Let's not forget.. One must alway travel with their loyal friend.. A sure source of control and a sure source of supply ... Hunter
Dec 5 - 3PM (Reply to #20)
Blessed
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And in the lounge...

There is a dangerous stampede of Narcs attempting to be first on stage when the opportunity to sing the ever popular hit, "I'm Open To My Own Opinions" is offered.
Dec 5 - 3PM (Reply to #21)
Hunter
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The Spa is fully equipped

The Spa is fully equipped with prostitutes dressed like their mother with Viagra in hand .. all for one big happy ending.. Hunter
Nov 24 - 11PM (Reply to #23)
petite7heaven
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TOO Funny!

Dec 5 - 10PM (Reply to #22)
Blessed
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Uhhh.....can you spell

Uhhh....can you spell KINKY???? Go Hunter!! Yikes.
Dec 5 - 3PM (Reply to #19)
Used
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WITH BLEACH AND PICTURES

WITH BLEACH AND PICTURES SUPPLIED AND TAUGHT HOW TO USE, IN 2 EASY SECONDS...
Dec 5 - 1PM (Reply to #3)
Layla
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Still can't get those website pics of him out of my head........

..........he haunts me.............LMAO!! : ))))))
Dec 5 - 1PM (Reply to #4)
Hunter
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Next topic

Since the testosterone is at and all high., the Staff of Narc are all bald dressed like little Gnomes.. Hunter
Dec 5 - 3PM (Reply to #16)
Used
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BALD GNOMES

AND COS 99% OF THEM ARE GAY, THEY ARE ALL CALLED DIANE!!!!!
Nov 11 - 12AM (Reply to #17)
Luv2bme
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So funny!

Nov 11 - 3AM (Reply to #18)
Luv2bme
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Truth in humor

Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #5)
walking_on_sunshine
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And on our menu... don’t

And on our menu... don’t forget to sink your teeth into some breasts, ribs, thighs or sausages and yes it comes complete with our wonderfully satisfying word salad.