lisalisa47's picture

"I only have ONE feeling, can you guess where that IS?" Actually, after the first year of my being together with him he lost that one too LOL


Happy1's picture

funny...that's what I told my N last time he cheated on me and we broke up. I said 'I loved you and you loved you'. We had that in common.
Meadowbrook's picture

Sad to say, I believe I actually said a version of that quote to my N. But it was something like, "I love you and you love you so we have a lot in common". Now, it was said as a good-natured joke when he sort of apologized about talking so much about himself. But still. How funny is it that's how he probably really viewed the situation!
Susan32's picture

Billy Idol's "Dancing with myself" would work... As would "I'm pretty, oh so pretty, I am pretty and witty and wise" from West Side Story.
wholeagain's picture

Enough about me, let's talk about you. How do you feel about me?
Alive's picture

LOL that's so funny and so true. That's how all our conversations ended up about. N,me and then N??? everytime!!!
MsVulcan500's picture

"if I love him and he loves him, so who does that leave to love me?" I swear I never got to finish a sentence if it didn't have to do with him. When I hear this song on the radio it makes me think of him in a funny way:
Meadowbrook's picture

I remember one day he asked me how my kids were then before I even had a chance to answer he started talking about himself. Then a few minutes later he asked the same question again, not because he realized he didn't let me answer but more like he forgot he had already asked once and was just on "auto-pilot". Not sure he waited for the answer that time either.... It was like he knew he HAD to ask a question about me once in a while but it was not sincere and he couldn't care less about the answer.
iAmMINE's picture

You guys are BEing so funny today, it's good to see this... ~~~~~ “The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don’t give them,” --she said, (taken from my final remarks in a Sync Weekly Magazine article about my art and mySelf :)

~~~ Keep Learning & Keep Healing ~~~

~~~~~ The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don't give them.

The Girlfriend of Dr Jekyl's picture

Love it! Thanks for the smile! :-)
desprathousewife's picture

What about the classic love song by Narc King Cole 'When I fall in love, it will be with Trevor' Only works if your narcs name is Trevor though, so scrap that :)
terri's picture

Thanks for the laughs! Since an actual narc name was mentioned above, I'll offer this one too - My exN had would sing a jingle for a radio station that was all about him. It went like this - WBRT...WBRT...WBRT...All Bert, All Day, All Night! There were so many red flags.

Believe in yourself!