My idea for a book...

Narc: go kill yourself Me: (thinking maybe he is right)

I asked him if he thought I was boring and he replied: "Well you know you are if you have to ask, lol." I thought at the time that he was just being a clown, but looking back I'm sure he meant I was boring compared to the OW he has been with.

Narc: (heatedly) I'm RIGHT dammit! Why can't you just agree with me?! Me: Laughs (thinking he's joking) Narc: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! Me: Well, you make such a compelling argument. This was narc two of three. In this case, we were discussing some minor political issue. I've always been the "agree to disagree" type. Guess he wasn't. Geez, between the group of them, I could make quite a list!

Narc: can you do me a favor? me: what? Narc: charge me and my brothers vacation on your credit card. me: I can't do it Narc: DAMN U ACT LIKE UR PAYING FOR IT. YOUR USING A CREDIT CARD! ME: well i am still in shock .... sounds of crickets....

Narc: Babe did u see HIS fat azz (yummy) Me: mentally thinking "did he really say that?"

Here's one: Him: "Your *ss is bigger than I've ever seen it." Me: "Oh yeah? So is your forehead." :)

Someone else's N/P said the SAME THING. The ex-Psych professor had reduced me to tears, had something intentionally hurtful, claimed that he was a Quietist who was all about "quieting the mind"--and he'd say "You don't like my love." It was then I told him he wasn't being loving. When you love someone, you don't hurt them intentionally.

After my Narc blew up into a rage over something stupid he pushed me and I fell face first on the floor. More bruises! When I got up he took my arm and drug me out of the house and said "You belong outside with the trash" I'm trash? What does that make him? Another good one - If you would just act right I wouldn't have to be so mean! The latest one that really cracks me up. He sent this in a text message - I called you last night and you wouldn't answer the phone so I couldn't sleep! (well bless your freakin heart) Morons......they are all morons!

OMG, reading some of these posts made me sick to my stomach. Ok, here's mine: After the first and only time we had actual intercourse I wanted to get close to him, but he pushed me away, and said, "You're not gonna get weird on me now are you?" Then he proceeded to tell me he needed a good nights sleep and to get out of his room and to watch tv if I couldn't sleep. (and yes, sex was from behind and it lasted all of about 45.5 seconds - I don't understand it but he preferred phone sex, text sex, and picture swapping - shameful of me to have participated in that). He is such a friggin treasure. Sadly, these men have nothing more to them other than muscles, bones and a pulse in their weenie.

- You are runing my f'ing life. - You will never find another boyfriend if you are like this - Take off those glasses - You are ugly

"Get your paws off me" - when I reached out with affection "If you really loved me, you should be happy for me if I have found happiness with someone new" - after finding out he had been lying and started dating someone right after (or just before) dumping me "You miss something that doesn't exist" "I feel I will die if I stay here with you" "You're so negative all the time, it's hard to talk to you" "Nothing I could say will ever be enough to reassure you and I don't want to enable your insecurities by trying" "You're so weak" Journey on...

First part is what he said and the parts after are my own personal thoughts !! 1) you are nothing but a f*cking a**hole c*nt--this is after I asked him if he had the money to pay back my parents (he asked me to ask them if he could borrow $350 to get caught up on his child support and promised to pay it back in a month--guess what ?? I ended up paying them back cuz he never gave me the $$) I have NEVER, EVER been called THAT word before !! Ugghhh !! 2) You are THE most selfish person I have ever met--uh yeah, ok, whateva !! Everyone I know tells me that I do too much for others and not enough for myself, but ok, I'm selfish. 3) I have lost all respect for you--ok, why is that ?? because I was stupid enough to keep taking you back after you continuously cheated on me ?? 4) I keep having these dreams about you having sex with a German Shepherd--WTF ?!?!?!?!?!?!!? Still can't believe that one. 5)We need to have a threesome so you can feel better about yourself--uhmmmm, no asshole, I just need to have a boyfriend that treats me like a real person OMG, there are just so many and at the time, he truly had me thinking I was losing my mind. But now that I look back, I can see it was all part of his scheme, his plan to mess with my head !! I am SO much happier now !! :)

There are so many. Here are a few.... "Well, I was 95% faithful most of the time, then sometimes it was 50%" Gee, he speaks about being faithful like a butcher measures how much fat there is in chopped meat. "I have no time to talk to you, my boat has priority". Okay Mr. Narc, as long as boats are referred to as "she" go f*%K your boat. "Since I don't know how I feel, I guess I will let you see other people". Oh thanks mommie for letting me go out and play today.

-I could have made you fall in love with me (thank goodness the mask came off before that happened) -I don't want to know anything about your life, I just want to have sex with you. See, how much I've grown? (This was after a 2 month break from each other, perhaps in hindsight a D&D period) His later explanation for saying something so horrible was complete word salad. For the first few minutes, I couldn't make any sense of what he was trying to say. Every sentence was a fragment and he switched thoughts mid sentence. He was falling over himself trying to make sense of it himself and it was absolutely hopeless and he knew it. Oh how I wish I knew more about this disorder back then!

-I could have made you fall in love with me (thank goodness the mask came off before that happened) -I don't want to know anything about your life, I just want to have sex with you. See, how much I've grown? (This was after a 2 month break from each other, perhaps in hindsight a D&D period) His later explanation for saying something so horrible was complete word salad. For the first few minutes, I couldn't make any sense of what he was trying to say. Every sentence was a fragment and he switched thoughts mid sentence. He was falling over himself trying to make sense of it himself and it was absolutely hopeless and he knew it. Oh how I wish I knew more about this disorder back then!

SAY after reading all these comments is what planet does these creeps come from????????????????

1.People like you commit suicide all the time. 2. If I loose my job I'll get another one, but you will never get a job.

This was said after he begged me for days to have a threesome and do some other off the wall sexual things with him. He said "Please do this with me so when it's done I will be indebted to you for life and we will get all of this sexual stuff out the way and then we could live a strictly religious life! WTF???