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#1 Nov 20 - 9PM
nomoredenial
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What was the all time best (so stupid you cant even get mad about it comment) that your n made.

Mine was this

After finding out that he had sex with ow on a weekend date (I thought for the first time and before I came here) I said well whatever... it makes me really sad thinking of you being with someone and he said

"Geez you act like this is the first time I had sex with someone since we've been separated."

its actually funny to me know, it makes me know I was married to someone clueless.....I can move on

Nov 28 - 1PM
nomoredenial
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another one

2 weeks after we split he starts sleeping with someone, when I say its painful he says "Why should it even bother you, we aren't together anymore" (after 14 years and 2 kids) Oh I dont know maybe cause I thought we had a life together
Nov 28 - 3AM
Syren66 (not verified)
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A couple of gems....

as if you all weren't already convinced he's stupid enough.... 1. ME: "I don't trust you" HIM: "You know, maybe I should just screw around if I'm going to be accused of it" ME: "So the two chicks showing up at our door within a two week time frame were just 'coincidence'? You were totally faithful and they just appeared out of thin air?" HIM: "One is an old friend who used to hang around me and my friends like 20 years ago." ME: "You've lived in this house for less than 10 years...how does she know where you live if you last saw her 20 years ago?" HIM: "You know, none of this would be an issue right now if you hadn't moved in here!" Wow, who can argue that kind of sound logic? LMAO! And then there were the times he'd come home from work and be literally pissed that he wasn't being hit on at work by women but his partner was...saying this to ME...his girlfriend. And when I got upset about it, he'd tell me I wasn't being a good 'friend' to him. WTF!!!! I'll give you 'friend'...Knee? Meet Crotch!
Nov 28 - 3AM (Reply to #49)
Alissa
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LOL! they are so stupid

LOL! they are so stupid sometimes it's almost funny!!
Nov 28 - 3AM (Reply to #50)
Syren66 (not verified)
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They are so pathetic, I can't

They are so pathetic, I can't even crack a smile at any of their antics. How f'n ignorant can people get, really?
Nov 28 - 3AM (Reply to #51)
Alissa
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"You know, none of this would

"You know, none of this would be an issue right now if you hadn't moved in here!" Doesn't make sense at all!! But what does... nothing they say makes sense
Nov 28 - 4AM (Reply to #52)
Syren66 (not verified)
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Oh, it makes total sense if

Oh, it makes total sense if you de-narc the comment. He's essentially making two points: 1. If I wasn't there to witness the two chicks coming to the door, then he could still be living his double life and I would still trust him, because I never would have seen the evidence that he's untrustworthy...but since I did, these leads to point number 2, which is: 2. It's my fault. See? Perfectly logical! :D
Nov 28 - 4AM (Reply to #53)
Alissa
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it's always our fault

it's always our fault ;-) Such logic they have!
Nov 27 - 11PM
lillymarch
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Ok, I have more to add!

After reading all of these posts I remember some more. After this last affair, at one point he said: look at Hillary Clinton! He would have loved for me to forgive and forget, again. And then, for about twelve years of our marriage I stayed home and he worked. He'd come home almost every day and tell me about the different woman who hit on him. One time after a teeth cleaning appt he kept talking about the hygienist who kept putting her breasts in his face while cleaning his teeth. I always figured that he was just so insecure that he needed to beleive that every woman wanted him. He's really a sick man. And on another note: he was always telling me that I didn't do enough, I wasn't smart, I failed at everything, that I created drama and on and on. Today, almost a year (Dec 4th) after kicking him out, I'm happy, I have no drama in my life, I take care of everything in my life. I'm heading into a nursing program that people wait years to get into, and I got accepted instantly, and its the second time they've accepted me. The first time I had to decline because my then husband wasn't going to help me with the children. Anyway, he calls crying about not having money to give me. He creates tons of drama for me and his children. When he's not around, life is grand! He is random in his plans to spend time wih his children and he's either full of shit or himself. HE WAS WRONG.
Nov 28 - 3AM (Reply to #47)
faith_
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that's awesome,

that's awesome, lillymarch...congrats :)
Nov 28 - 1AM (Reply to #46)
nomoredenial
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Yay for you

For getting into the program a second time, I hear it isnt easy. Isnt it funny how the drama goes when they do?
Nov 27 - 9PM
Jinny
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"Do you think you are special

"Do you think you are special and have superpowers just because you are my girlfriend? Girlfriend is just a title, you are the girl I hang out with when I WANT TO" and before I could say anything he said: "when we both want to, I invited you to my house tonight and you said yes, that means you wanted it too so you can't complain" What a jerk!
Nov 27 - 5PM
Hope
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Award Winning Comments...

Well how are these: When I was sick he still wanted me to come over and stay with him, he explained, "girl germs can't get me" he did eventually catch my cold... He had some kind of thing for Carley Simon, he would say, I bet if Carley Simon met me she'd like me.... I have all kinds of "goo" in my head, meaning he could recall names of TV shows and characters in them from years ago and stuff like that, (I read somewhere they think they have photographic memories so I think this is his way of telling me he was intelligent)... He would say, "I treat all my women this way" meaning good when he did something nice for me, I just assumed he was talking past tense, but apparently the joke was on me and he was probably talking present tense... I called him once on staring at a women and told him it bothered me; I asked him if he thought she was attractive and he said yes, "if you don't like the answer don't ask the question"...he also said now "don't make me have to start lying to you" I told that one to my therapist she said, oh why is that because he is good at it.... The morning after I spent the first night with him, the room was cold, my teeth chattered and he burst out loud, "oh what do you want I turned up the heat" he was very nasty...I thought that was strange and mentioned it days later on the phone because he told me to let him know if something bothered me about the way he acted, then he said and this is really good...."oh my therapist said because I was in such a dysfunctional relationship with my x-wife, my x-wife makes me react like that"...how typical is that!!!! He also referred to himself in the third person a lot, he called himself, "old Eddie Boy" his name was Ed.
Nov 27 - 12AM
Gaia
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their brains are made of air.

Where do I start? There were SOOOO many stupid comments from ex-narc-a-lot.. xN: Go see a therapist, I got a wheel showing the cycles of abuse and you fit every catagory I went to the therapist, and told her I suspected he was NPD. xN:Looking confused, he said.." I thought you were here to defend how your not an abuser?" Nice setup asshole. or: xN: You dont like it, you know where the door is! Me: ok, fine ..I will leave you then! xN: You just want to leave , so you can tell everyone that I made you leave Me: but, didnt you just tell me to leave? xN: STOP PUTTING F**KING WORDS IN MY MOUTH! Me: I didnt , you told me if I didnt like it, I know where the door is. xN: QUIT MAKING STORIES UP about me! Always making me the bad guy! Me: I didnt! YOU SAID IT! xN: Your just trying to make me crazy, and ruin my life! Me: Yea sure, thats what I am doing (sarcasm) xN: F**K YOU! Just leave me alone!! Me: So, I should leave? I am so confused? xN: You are always confused!! You have selective hearing too! Me: I am pretty sure I heard you correctly, and quoted it back to you. xN: Door slams, tires squeal...phone off..silent treatment Classic.
Nov 27 - 12AM (Reply to #41)
Syren66 (not verified)
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HAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is

HAHAHAHAHA! OMG that is hysterical! What a mental midget.
Nov 27 - 2AM (Reply to #42)
Gaia
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I almost..

OMG I almost peed myself laughing!! LOL!!! Mental midget ..HAHAHHAHHH!!!! :D
Nov 26 - 11PM
peaches
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"It actually creates alot of

"It actually creates alot of problems being as good looking as I am." He said that while rationalizing his cheating. He told me all of the women has has been with have been very beautiful. After a D&D he returned to me and I asked why he wanted to get back together and he said, "for some reason I am attracted to you." What a dumb ass!
Nov 27 - 4PM (Reply to #39)
RubyWoo
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OMG! I heard pretty much the

OMG! I heard pretty much the same thing! "If you don't want other women flirting with me then don't be with someone that looks like me"
Nov 21 - 1PM
nomoredenial
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the latest

one is when he wanted to come back last week after the OW couldn't decide if she wanted to be together (he said this helped him have compassion for me, having been on a rollercoaster with her for 2 months now he knows what I went through, and no this isnt the dumb part) So I said are you gonna tell her your hanging out with us and he said "no, I am keeping things seperate, thats that this is this" Translation: I need to keep her in the wings
Nov 21 - 12PM
mystwoman
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"I never really had sex with

"I never really had sex with her. I only put it in a 'little bit'." Xnh told me this about his former girlfriend (who surfaced again, while we were still frimly married, as his latest OW). When xnh said this, I told him, "Your pants were both down. The intent was there, and the deed was done. I'm not buying THAT pile of shit." Not only does xnh have a personality disorder but apparently he's a complete moron, too. Xnh is almost 50 years old, so it's NOT like he and OW were playing "show and tell" with their body parts like preschoolers. My sister is absolutely correct. She said that xnh opens his mouth and shit just FALLS out. Some of the things he said were so stupid they boggle my mind. lol.

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Nov 27 - 5PM (Reply to #36)
ruby01 (not verified)
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mystwoman

You are Hillary Clinton, aren't you? Haha
Nov 27 - 6AM (Reply to #35)
Sea
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"put in a little bit"? Like a

"put in a little bit"? Like a toddler saying i lick the sweet twice but did not eat it! Oh God! I think as they age they become worse! No surprise my 50+yo narcky could say that too! He is highly educated. The sort of shit that falls off their mouth has no relevance to their education background.
Nov 27 - 2AM (Reply to #34)
Gaia
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mystwoman

Hey there :) That statement reminds me of something our good buddy Bill Clinton said.. I did NOT have sex with that woman..my cigar did ;) HAHAHHAHHAHH!!! I am sorry to laugh, but they are so comical with their retarded excuses!
Nov 26 - 8PM (Reply to #33)
Winter
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Oh my God!

I know it is not funny at all for you, but it still sounds so irrealistic and funny from a 50 yo. "put it in a 'little bit'." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe he used it as an excuse!!!!!!! I would give him the awards! I vote for the xnh you've been involved with.
Nov 21 - 7AM
Gravity
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nomoredenial

oh! Mine also told me that he was in the hospital. I didn't believe him because the sequence of events didn't add up. He told me that I was the one who had put him in the hospital because I had caused him so much stress. He D&D'd the next day because I didn't believe him and he told me that I "wasn't understanding or compassionate." OW said that he was NEVER in the hospital.. but the same morning he told me he was in the hospital he told her the same thing. She asked him if he was okay and he was like "JUST KIDDING!" He just wanted to see how each one of us would answer and get attention. psycho.
Nov 21 - 6AM
onwithmylife
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nomoredenial

"I never loved you i just wanted us to get a house together so i could drive you off a cliff and get the house."later said when i cal;ledhim on that comment, he was just jokingahhahhaah, the joke is on you as you live a lonely life of an old hermit.................
Nov 21 - 6AM
ifinallygotit
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His comments

I guess you are my GF I guess I love you I guess I want to stay together I don't want to lose you You never know what the future holds (all the time planning to abandon me as soon a his career took back off)
Nov 21 - 5AM
ekat
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When I remarked that he could

When I remarked that he could be a little less arrogant around others, especially my own circle of friends, because I felt that not only they did not deserve it but it reflected really baddly on me, he said that they should just accept it, because "when I walk into a room, I am always the one with the highest IQ".
Nov 21 - 9AM (Reply to #28)
blueworld
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Ekat

CREEPY!!! mine was always obssessed with his IQ his "laughable year in the military" and this new zodiac sign that got discovered last year is "him" he thinks his sister could be the anti christ and he is convinced he is "brilliant" claiming he has the highest IQ
Nov 21 - 4AM
RubyWoo
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ME: "I love you" HIM: "You

ME: "I love you" HIM: "You just say I love you because you want to hear it back" *rolls over, doesn't say anything and goes to sleep* This is when my dad was dying I needed love and cuddles more than anything!!!
Nov 21 - 4AM (Reply to #26)
BlueMist
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And...

...you didn't put a pillow on his face?!