OMG, I forgot the best gift
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Nov 22 - 6AM
OMG, I forgot the best gift
he bought a boat - like a real one, a new one - tres expensive - he never told me about it. I found the Bill of Sale, he got pissed and said, "Once again, you have ruined a surprise!" He said, it was a family gift so we could spend more time together. OK. Then he spent two days painting the name of his boat, which is sooooooooooooooooooooo derogitory to women and "fat" people I am ashamed to get on the boat, which was really the point of the name of the greatest family gift ever, oh yeah, keep in mind, my son is fat. Nice
I am on the floor in tears
only one way to go...Forward (tm?)
Betty yes...
This just shows you his true
only one way to go...Forward (tm?)
My narc loves
Sure HD as long as
sickandtiredofit
No offense to James Bond but
oh..... nice nice, very nice
I just remebered
my ex husbands boat! OMG
Hang on I'm gonna..... Keel
Erm I'm a bit hestitant with this one
Sweet baby Jesus!
Knot funny ;)
Too funny
Crewshell therapy Aint that
I wish
Good point
More
What an absolute DICK your
Yep, let's come up with great names I can paint over
names
YES!
PMSL great catch is awesome :)
more - I just got PMSL haha
I love my wife
Smiling now, thanks
I'm on a roll
Yes, all good
PMSL