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#1 Nov 22 - 6AM
sickandtiredofit
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OMG, I forgot the best gift

he bought a boat - like a real one, a new one - tres expensive - he never told me about it. I found the Bill of Sale, he got pissed and said, "Once again, you have ruined a surprise!" He said, it was a family gift so we could spend more time together. OK. Then he spent two days painting the name of his boat, which is sooooooooooooooooooooo derogitory to women and "fat" people I am ashamed to get on the boat, which was really the point of the name of the greatest family gift ever, oh yeah, keep in mind, my son is fat. Nice

Nov 22 - 10AM
betty2020
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I am on the floor in tears

I am on the floor in tears right now! We have got to take this on the road. Hahahaha only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #30)
sickandtiredofit
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Betty yes...

here is the thing - this has pissed me off for two years now. Complete humiliation I endured while he posted pictures my family saw on FB with the bname of HIS boat I was helping to pay for, but wouldn't ride on. Oh and the best part, he rtied to tell me the name was not personal and not about me who happened to be "fat" in his opinion and a woman - slurs against both for the name of his boat, cannot say the name will give away his identity, cause really what other guy would have the nerve? But NOW, I am laughing and seeing it ofr what it is just another stupid thing he has done to make people say, "Wow, you really have gigantic balls made of brass." OK, now what narc?
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #31)
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This just shows you his true

This just shows you his true narcness. Lack of regard for others and absolutely no empathy. He is a vile creature to say the least. At least you clearly see this person for what he really is. One day he will meet his fate, maybe at the hands of a 600lb woman. Life has a funny way of paying you back you know. Mockery of those suffering with weight issues or of gender is cruel and childish. It clearly shows he has little to no self esteem. Justice will prevail in the end. It always does. Let him ride the waves in his glory today but always remember and keep in your mind that in his delusional world, all good things come to an end eventually. His days are numbered. only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

Nov 22 - 10AM
helldweller
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My narc loves

going on other people's boats. Do you think your narc could take him along? I will provide a case of vodka and triple-wax the deck.
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #27)
sickandtiredofit
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Sure HD as long as

your Narc provides plenty of supply, tells him how awesome his boat is, how funnny the name of his boat it, how he can't believe what a hotshot he is to name his boat like that with a wife and family and all... and pays for the booze and lunch if they tie up to tie one on.
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #28)
helldweller
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sickandtiredofit

Aww, deal's off. My narc doesn't pay for anything. Ever.
Nov 22 - 9AM
helldweller
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No offense to James Bond but

OCTOPUSSY
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #14)
sickandtiredofit
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oh..... nice nice, very nice

"Clap trap" "Got Crabs?" "Hole in HUll" "Rock Bottom"
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #23)
sickandtiredofit
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I just remebered

When he was coming up with suggestions of things to do so I would not dump him, he said, "I will sell the boat - change the name of the boat, anything." How about "My Ex-Husband's Boat"
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #25)
helldweller
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my ex husbands boat! OMG

I actually just had pop come out of my nose laughing at that one!
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #24)
desprathousewife
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Hang on I'm gonna..... Keel

Hang on I'm gonna..... Keel Over! lol hahahahahah come on now gal get yourself together..... Reel Axe I'm just getting my...... Second Wind wow this..... Shores Fun :)
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #15)
desprathousewife
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Erm I'm a bit hestitant with this one

Here goes AQUAHOLIC Don't know whether to laugh or cry?
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #16)
sickandtiredofit
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Sweet baby Jesus!

Yes! Awesome "Love Knots" or "I Love you Not" or "Love U Knot" "Balls and Chain"
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #17)
desprathousewife
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Knot funny ;)

On the alcohol lines.... Sea Spirit On the rocks liquid paradise then.... passing wind (love that one) Trynhooker
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #18)
sickandtiredofit
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Too funny

This is your gift "fer sure" "On The Rocks" LOVE IT... LOVE IT
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #19)
desprathousewife
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Crewshell therapy Aint that

Crewshell therapy Aint that the truth :)
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #20)
sickandtiredofit
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I wish

Therapy didn't work - every time we got close to the truth about anything, he would pull a rabbit out of his butt or whatever and it would crash and burn and was all for not. He got to say, "Hey, I tried therapy." It just pisses me off that he always gets to walk away thinking he is smarter and better tahn everyone else- he thinks he always wins. I don't even ask him to go with me anymore> i am getting help to get out now. No longer putting bandaids on arteries.
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #22)
desprathousewife
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Good point

Ok then the crewshell therapy is for you :) lets give him a Crewshell labotomy?
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #21)
sickandtiredofit
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More

ABSOLUTELY Dilluted...
Nov 22 - 7AM
desprathousewife
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What an absolute DICK your

What an absolute DICK your narc is. Lets hope he gets drunk as a skunk, falls overboard never to be seen again :) I can think of a great name for his boat...SIN-BAD. Go paint over whatever trash he painted LOL Oh and my best present was a cuddly cheetah, or it could be a leopard. Whichever, they are both SO appropriate, he wont change his spots and he IS a cheater ;)
Nov 22 - 7AM (Reply to #2)
sickandtiredofit
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Yep, let's come up with great names I can paint over

One friend suggested "No Stupid Guys" heheheehhe tahnks I needed that! HAHAHHAHA I got one "IMNS" I am an ass! bahahahhah
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #3)
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names

IT SHOULD SAY>> ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER!!!!
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #4)
sickandtiredofit
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YES!

OMG yes! It is only fair to all of the cuites he wiull entertain on his boat. He is such a catch. That reminds me "Great CatcH" - tongue and cheek. How about "Not a Keeper" "Barely Legal"
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #5)
desprathousewife
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PMSL great catch is awesome :)

Thats the ticket, lets name and shame his boat. Hows about outcast? Got another SEADUCTION???? lol
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #10)
sickandtiredofit
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more - I just got PMSL haha

In Over My Head... Jail Bait... Cut and Run... Name from here: "Hook, line and SINK her" babababhahahaha "Trollin' with my Homies" "Somethin's Fishy" "The Perfect Storm" "Iceberg Dead Ahead" hahaha "I Love My Wife" oops, yep, not funny I have to go to work now - meanwhile I will dream up new ones "'Seizure' Day"
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #11)
desprathousewife
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I love my wife

Thats PRICELESS! LMAO Sea-Nile erm let me Mullet Over? Aquadisiac And my FAV LUNASEA :) :)
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #12)
sickandtiredofit
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Smiling now, thanks

I like ... Lunasea - Seadistic - "Sea-Dick-Run" "Bobbin' for Shark" "Shark Bait"
Nov 22 - 8AM (Reply to #6)
desprathousewife
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I'm on a roll

ARTIFISHAL :)
Nov 22 - 9AM (Reply to #7)
sickandtiredofit
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Yes, all good

I need to focus on stuff like this... not the crap Oh..... "Crap Floats" nuck nuck nuck
Nov 22 - 10AM (Reply to #8)
desprathousewife
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PMSL

BRILLIANT....but WTF is nuck nuck nuck???? lol