Snot's Funny

Did you ever feel like a million bucks? Good hair day, great outfit, pants fit just right! God, I'm hot stuff!

Today, I'm having lunch with the CEO to discuss my success at work! I look great and going to lunch at a high end restaurant!What a Day, even the weather is perfect.

The lunch went great! A lot was discussed to further my success! I feel like the Queen of the world!!

Well time to excuse myself for a moment and use the ladies room. I wash my hands, thinking about the great lunch conversation and my hot self. I look up in the mirror to check my hair, OMG, OMG, !!! I've been strutting my stuff with this big nasty booger in my nose.

This is snot funny! Why couldn't someone have the balls to tell me I had this big old green monster in my nose all day! I would have been embarrassed at the time had they told me, but tough love and a reality check about this big old booger would have saved me a load of grief had I realized this snot sooner! All it would have taken was one blow and one tissue !! Crap!

A narc is no different then this booger! They make you feel like a queen, a mask. You're walking around blind (a big booger )and you've got it all. One look in the mirror and its all destroyed. One minute it's great, the next minute that snot is smacking you in the face! WTF!

Now you've been boogered. You're a wreck!! A complete disaster! Head is spinning! OMG! What am I to do? Someone needs the balls to say “snap out of it" It’s just a goober,it happens,mistakes happen, blow your nose, get rid of the booger, toss the tissue in the trash and move on!
And…. next time look in the Mirror before you meet the CEO. Don’t make the same mistake twice.
The Moral of the story …. Don’t be a “Booger”

Hunter

Sep 11 - 3PM
sunkistbird
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now that was funny, i needed

now that was funny, i needed that too. lmao
Sep 7 - 10PM
Jannie In the Sun
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HAHA

I am finally able to have a sense of humor, yes sometimes quite cynical about this NPD experience. Yes I am angry sometimes but laughter helps. Thanks for making me laugh! I can't handle my pain anymore. It may come back tomorrow but for today is is gone! Ready to live love and laugh!
Aug 31 - 2AM
Anabelle
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:DDD

You just made my day :))))))))))))
Aug 20 - 1PM
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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Hilarious!

That is so funny and a great analogy!
Aug 20 - 9AM
Littleone
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god thats funny! nice work

god thats funny! nice work hunter :)
Aug 20 - 9AM (Reply to #16)
Lisa E. Scott
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Love it, Love it, Love it!

Oh Hunter, you crack me up, g'friend! I absolutely love this! Thanks for the no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it is realness and levity you bring to our forum. You rock!!!! :)
Aug 19 - 9PM
sara-smile
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Snot's Funny! LMAO!

I LOVE IT! Don't be a BOOGER!!! Heeeeeeeeeee!
Aug 19 - 4PM
adoette
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When do you have snot? When

When do you have snot? When you are sick. What happens when there's a booger on your finger? It is hard to get off, but it is possible. What happens when you are full of snot? You feel miserable and you can't sleep. What is slimy and green and looks like a blob? A narcopath. Man, Hunter.....the analogies are endless when talking about narcs and snot!!! Great story and thoughts. My response tells you where my mind is!
Aug 31 - 2AM (Reply to #13)
Anabelle
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nice

;) very scientific ;) love it ;)
Aug 31 - 2AM (Reply to #12)
Anabelle
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nice

;) very scientific ;) love it ;)
Aug 31 - 2AM (Reply to #11)
Anabelle
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nice

;) very scientific ;) love it ;)
Aug 20 - 1PM (Reply to #10)
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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You guys are crackin' me up!

Good ones, Adoette!
Aug 19 - 4PM
Sunafterrain
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Hunter!!

LOL! NICE!!! LOL!!!
Aug 19 - 4PM
Sparrow
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Love it!

Like I said earlier.........very witty.........brilliant! A welcomed addition to the moderator staff.......beautiful balance!
Aug 19 - 4PM
Goldie
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OMG, I cannot stop laughing

Let me catch my breath. What a great analogy. The narc and the booger. Love it!!! You go girl! What a great first blog. Mama did not raise no fool. We knew what we were doing when we asked you to moderate. YOU ROCK!!! Love you much, Goldie
Aug 19 - 3PM
Layla
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Hunter's first blog!

Love it! I was expecting: DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE,DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, I hate these Fuckers!!! ; ) ...pleasantly surprised, to say the least!
Aug 20 - 1PM (Reply to #5)
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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HaHaHa.....

LOL!
Aug 19 - 4PM (Reply to #4)
monilove
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Love the analogy!

It's funny because I have been having an especially great week too and today has been awesome. (I am having the " I look so hot at work today, hairs good, outfit is bangin', sold two houses... and everything is going my way kinda day!) Not to mention, at lunch I got asked on two dates. I'm in my 30s and both guys were in their 20s! Whoooo-hoooooo. They may not be old enough for long term material, but maybe they can help me get through the last stage of complete and total separation (mentally and emotionally) from the ex Narc-o. Maybe some "forget the deuchebag" kinda fun!?!? Okay, so now I better go look at myself in the mirror and make sure there are no boogers because things are just going tooo good.. I think I flicked the "narc booger assclown" out of my life a few weeks ago now, so I should be good!
Aug 19 - 3PM (Reply to #1)
Hunter
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And that too!!

And that too!!
Jun 13 - 11PM (Reply to #2)
bluegirl
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I know this is an old blog,

Jun 14 - 7AM (Reply to #3)
Hunter
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I'm glad your reading,