Did you ever feel like a million bucks? Good hair day, great outfit, pants fit just right! God, I'm hot stuff!
Today, I'm having lunch with the CEO to discuss my success at work! I look great and going to lunch at a high end restaurant!What a Day, even the weather is perfect.
The lunch went great! A lot was discussed to further my success! I feel like the Queen of the world!!
Well time to excuse myself for a moment and use the ladies room. I wash my hands, thinking about the great lunch conversation and my hot self. I look up in the mirror to check my hair, OMG, OMG, !!! I've been strutting my stuff with this big nasty booger in my nose.
This is snot funny! Why couldn't someone have the balls to tell me I had this big old green monster in my nose all day! I would have been embarrassed at the time had they told me, but tough love and a reality check about this big old booger would have saved me a load of grief had I realized this snot sooner! All it would have taken was one blow and one tissue !! Crap!
A narc is no different then this booger! They make you feel like a queen, a mask. You're walking around blind (a big booger )and you've got it all. One look in the mirror and its all destroyed. One minute it's great, the next minute that snot is smacking you in the face! WTF!
Now you've been boogered. You're a wreck!! A complete disaster! Head is spinning! OMG! What am I to do? Someone needs the balls to say “snap out of it" It’s just a goober,it happens,mistakes happen, blow your nose, get rid of the booger, toss the tissue in the trash and move on!
And…. next time look in the Mirror before you meet the CEO. Don’t make the same mistake twice.
The Moral of the story …. Don’t be a “Booger”