Meet the New Narc...dun dun dun....Same as the Old Narc...dun dun dun....
Meet the New Narc...dun dun dun....Same as the Old Narc...dun dun dun....
LOL I wish I had musical note emoticons to put in the title!
I have to re-share this story post narc of my date with a new narc...because it's just SO outrageous and I seriously wonder if I would have caught the red flags with this new one 7 years ago....
So I meet this guy...cute, doesn't blow my hair back cute...but cute. So we email back and forth; I find out he's an independent business owner, lives on the north shore of Chicago, has a beautiful German Shepherd, etc. We decide to talk...so we have a phone convo.
Okay that was unreal. I have to hear about his crazy Russian ex-wife (narc sign number one) and his really good friend who's an ex (narc sign number two, triangulation), who he's apparently been talking with about me. ICK! I decide wtf and go out to dinner with him....but more along the lines of doing a science project on the study of narcissists in their habitat than any actual romantic intentions.
o.m.f.g.
Again, with the convos about the crazy Russian ex wife and then the g/f over the summer who wouldn't "put out"...and discussions about how stressful his business is...not ONE single question about me anywhere on this date...I don't even think he knows what I do for a living. Then I get treated to a display at his home of his two Aston Martin DB7s in the garage...oh and he picked me up in his '64 Corvette...the inside of his house? LMAO! Talk about OCD ffs...it was something out of the Jetsons. All 50's retro with 3 authentic juke boxes, the kitchen 'diner' theme...it was like being in a fucking museum. If I lived there, I'd probably be crazy too. Then on to the horrendous medical problem he had that of course, involved his dick...doesn't it always? This was beyond TMI...thankfully, I got out alive.
He called a couple times after that whining about work again...and I'm finally like..."dude what is WITH you and all of the fucking drama?!?!"
That's the last I ever heard from him....he knew I wasn't good supply. I still laugh about the whole thing, seriously!
And I get on my knees and
Bloody brilliant!
OMG!! A Narc on the North
I know...what ARE the odds?
Eeeek narc!! Its the me me
hahahaha LOL I really like
OMG My Sides are Hurting....
LOL yes I thought he was
That is right up there with
We should start a whole new
Go for it!
I made a few bad decisions
syren
I offered that retard zero
Narcdar
Me too .. empath:)
Sure thing, freaked! Go out,
That's a fun thought
It's our civic duty as
BINGO!!!!
ignorance is not bliss!
Oh, and I almost forgot to