You can not make this stuff up!

It has been a long time since i have posted, but today was a real winner. I am almost divorced. Finances and custody have been worked out, just waiting for the final signing of papers.

EXH still lives in our house with his girlfriend and her kids. Our kids and I live in another state close to my family.

ExH has been stating that he wants to move to my state to be near the kids. He wants to be a more involved father. He is going to end it with his gf, and move. He does not see a future with her. She is a fun girlfriend, but not someone he wants to spend his life with. Whatever.

Today, he asks if he could come stay at my house for two weeks, and live with the kids and I. He wants to explore us as a couple, and he wants me to help him start a new life in my town. (Hello!)

So, let me get this right. I am suppose to be open to this idea. A few weeks before our divorce is final, I am suppose to let my ex move into my house to explore our relationship, and help him relocate so that he can be a full time father. I am suppose to do this while he is living with his gf and her children. If it works out for the two weeks he is living with the kids and I, he will go back to the house, and live with his gf until he sells the house and then move to my town. If the two weeks between him and I and the kids don't work out, he will go back to the house and live with his gf until he sells the house. Then he will continue living with her until he finds a job that moves him to another location.

Of course his girlfriend knows nothing of his proposal. In fact, from what I gather, he is telling her that he is going to get a little apartment near so that he and gf can travel together to see his kids.

Honestly, you would think he was smoking crack. You honestly can not make this stuff up. When I told him to F off, he told me that he can't trust me in this emotional state.

Love it....