Word Salad

Word salad can drive you nuts , it leaves you thinking you must have mistaken your man for a retarded baboon .

They will say one thing, and then shortly after, will say the total opposite.

Or they will mix up words and emotions that just don't fit or will get wordy in a way that doesn't make any sense.

This is my example of word salad from my narc on the 3rd D&D (there where six in all) . It starts with me rightly asking him to explane his self after an abusive situation .Ill follow it up with some more indept descriptions of word salad that narcs use ,designed to make your head spin and keep you off balanced . .

Dear retarded baboon
The problem with us is the way you speak to me . I woke up with the words "i can go on all night like this and make you feel like shit , is that what you want " ringing in my ears .Believe it or not this is very abusive language .There have been several times when you have said to me "if you keep going on about things i will dump you " This again is emotional abuse .
Iam not in a relationship to be spoken to like this . Weather born out of frustration or anger is your issue and its not for me .
I feel very hurt and misunderstood . I feel if i dont point out theses things out you will think its ok to do again . Its not ok .
I , like all people deserve to be spoken to with love and respect what ever out diffrences .Thats all i have to say .

Dear Scoop
Personaly i think our frustrations are born out of something much deeper. You think you want me but can not accept me in all i do . I have allowed myself to be drawn away from other things to focus on you as i know you are insecure and i like to be there for you . All i ask is for this acceptance but instead of acknowledging that you seem to want me to fight your every battles and this is where we have escalated into this stalmate of anger and misunderstanding .
You know deep down i am not abusive , so this is the thing that has manifested it .
I know deep down you should not feel insecure , you are a beautiful person with a shining edge but have been warm down by past relationships and possibly that of your family and life in genereality . This has shaped you this way. No one said life is easy .
All we can do is be there for each other. No one can do anything about the past and it is only by taking active steps to develop your own security that will help you to overcome that and i am trying to help you develop this
Please for the sake of us both let me be me as i do you .
These are the signs of an unhealthy relationship and will only lead to a false viewpoint of future relationships if we decide we are not right for each other (which is where i think we both are at at the moment )
What do you think
PS I hope your interview went well today .
Much love Retarded Baboon.

This is Noam chomsky exsample for the brainy ones on the board , im not really sure what this means lol but anyway .

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" is a sentence composed by Noam Chomsky in his 1957 Syntactic Structures as an example of a sentence that is grammatically correct (logical form) but semantically nonsensical. The term was originally used in his 1955 thesis "Logical Structures of Linguistic Theory". Although the sentence is grammatically correct, no understandable meaning can be derived from it, and thus it demonstrates the distinction between syntax and semantics. As an example of a category mistake, it was used to show inadequacy of the then-popular probabilistic models of grammar, and the need for more structured models

This is Elliss Stuarts take on word salad

Word Salad:

“Word salad” is something you have to weed your way through in talking with a narcissist. Correction, you never really talk with or to a narcissist; they talk…or lie, and you do all the listening. (Pity you, if you try to interject a thought that doesn’t have anything to do with them.) As their monologue continues, you wish that you had gotten your “word salad” with extra dressing…because it’s going to take more to get through the lies he’s dishing out on your plate. “Waiter! More dressing and while you’re at it…some croutons please!”

Big love Scoop x