Things about the N that make me giggle

Okay…so, I know it's "not nice", but he's such an obvious Narc that he's almost a cartoon of himself. Here are just a few gems:

- He spent his two week vacation getting hair plugs and wound up with a giant hematoma that hasn't resolved even after 6 months.

- He dedicated Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors" to me as "our song". This one really makes me laugh my arse off.

- He said he doesn't like strip clubs because they are petting zoos…and he prefers to HUNT HIS PREY in the wild.

- He said (after not calling after he said he would), "maybe I won't call you and piss you off. It's cute."

Just a few things…but really, could he have a bigger "N" on his forehead?? Silly Rabbit.