Singles Site AD!

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#1 Oct 15 - 4AM

Anonymous (not verified)

Singles Site AD!

After the Narc cheated on me, I signed up for a few singles sites, non paying membership...just figured I'd browse just in case...well, now that I know what I know, I won't!...in fact, men are sworn off for a good while; however, I get these notifications from time to time...look at what this disgusting Narc wrote:

Hello, and thank you for stoping!

Ok... I'd like to keep this dating web thing as natural as possible, so lets picture this.. I`m in a department store, or a mall...... You see me, I see you (if you're attracted to my photo that is) we both know we like each other! You walk up to me and say hello....... Then I ask you out..And give you a passionate kiss on your sweet lips and take your breath away and drink your soul at the same time.Lol. (this is when you email me) I think its more fun that way. I'm a down to earth man who loves good conversation and laughs. I live for the moment and live life to the fullest with no drama. On a path of self-discovery and looking for a partner in crime lol. My personal philosophy is this "do what you say - say what you mean and always do the right thing".

TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY AND DRINK YOUR SOUL!!! WTF!

I think we need a lobbist to lobby that every man MUST be screened for Persoality Disorders...it's a crime against humanity and is apparently an EPIDEMIC!!!

Maybe we should post some of the crazier ad's and critique them...develop or NARCsense....

#2 Oct 15 - 11PM

ACgirl

Why don't we have some fun

Why don't we have some fun with this, you know girls, fun at their expense, and try to write the funniest, most insane Narco-sense story. Why don't we take either something that happened to us (or we can just make it up) with the Narc and make it over the top silly, pointing out all the red-flags with Narco-talk or Narco-stylings. That would be a gas. Maybe something like.... Narc-styling: Hi Honey. Sorry I didn't call you while I was away. I was staying in this hotel and I saw an old girl friend of mine. Even though she is a stewardess and can stay for free in the hotel, she somehow had no place to stay, so I told her she could sleep right next to me in my bed, even though there was another king size bed in the room. She is so afraid of the dark, being 20 years younger than me. That is why I didn't bang her or touch her. I mean it. Oh, and then after the weekend, I went back to her state with her because she needed my help unscrewing her ketchup bottle. I really don't understand why you are so jealous. I couldn't call you while she was in the room. Why, you ask? Oh, because she took the phone out of the wall to prop open the bathroom door after she flooded it with her bubble bath. And then my cell phone fell in the puddle. Honestly, you really make me mad with all these questions.

#3 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #21)

jen79

ACgirl you just made my day LMAO

So you want to know why I still sleep with my ex? because I know her longer than you, yes I told you, you are my gf, but we are not married ok? So you cant expect from me to cutt off all contacts with women that I met before you. And serieously, my last gf didnt pressure me like that, ok, things need to evolve naturally, dont pressure me ok. What? You dare to question me? Wow now I am really pissed off, I dont talk to you anymore, but before go to starbucks and bring me a coffee, go bring it to me, you wake me up in the moring, I was still sleeping and telling me all this blahablah why do I still sleep with other women, hey they are all crazy btw, they are dumb...what? why I still sleep with them then? GOOOO Bring my coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #22)

ACgirl

Perfect Jen79!! Lets make fun of them!!

Your story was GREAT!! BRAVO!! Let's have fun. Here's another... Why I didn't invite you to my retirement cermony?? Oh, well, gee wiz, even though I just told you that I loved you and that we would be together forever, I knew deep down in my heart that you were never there for me. You can understand that, can't you? Anyway, So I invited the bimbo to go with me because she was always there for me when you weren't there for me when I was there and she was there,and it was for me, right? What did I just say?? No matter. I double speak anyway. Anyway, who the fuck are you to question me? Just because I told you I broke up with the bimbo days earlier, didn't mean that I wouldn't see her in a semi casual way. Meaning, I was casual when I was semi. Why can't you understand me???

#5 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #23)

jen79

ACgirl you are Killing me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is another. Well I couldnt talk to you for months, not because I dont love you, just circumstances happened. Which circumstances? YOu dare to ask me WHY I TREATED YOU WITH SILENCE FOR MONTHS???? I just told you, CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!! So you really want to talk about that now? I have my cock in my hands, and are you naked btw, I dont want to talk about it now, I just called to have FUN ok, you are always so funny, so be funny now ok???? So what do you want to hear from me? Be my wife? No I am not making fun of you, no, are you naked? Jesus, fuck, I called you cause you are fun, but now you are not. I am tired now, I need to sleep, I'll call you tomorrow ok, I'll call you. What? You say I always say that and then I never call back? Well then I have to surprise you. (and he never called back)

#6 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #24)

ACgirl

OMG. Jen79. This is so Funny!!!!!!!!!!

What you wrote was sooooooooooooo funny. I couldn't stop laughing. They say laughter cleanses the soul. My god, I love laughing at their expense. I think we should ask the moderators to dedicate a section of this website to this. I think we all need a good laugh. What I wrote actually happened to me. Can you fn believe that? The crap these Narcs tell us. I can't wait to write more funny stuff tomorrow. Let's have fun!! xoxoACgirl

#7 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #25)

jen79

ACGIRL

Thats what I thought too, your posts made me laugh so hard, I couldnt stop, and I thought wow this is so liberating to make fun of them. What I wrote - it all happened to me, no fiction here. Its unbelievable. And yes I think we need a whole section for this. We make our own comedy show here with it...its a wonderful way to laugh about the evilness!

#8 Oct 15 - 7PM

betty2020

I vote Michele to be our

I vote Michele to be our official lobbyist to moderate all the NARCsense on the web. Hope you dont need any sleep cuz this is going to be a 24/7 project...lol. "Drink your Soul" Humm. Could he have spelled it out any louder! The internet is the playground for pathologicals. only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

#19 Oct 15 - 12PM

chickon2

GROSS

I have a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep hatred.. for-->lol My exN always typed it after saying something idiotic like the guy does on this add.. Who would fall for this malarchy? Oh I did, except it wasn't in an ad it wall real life.. Lawdamercy

#20 Oct 15 - 12PM

terri

singles sites are scary

I'm very suspect of these sites. I'm sure there are "good" guys who use them but I doubt very many. I've been studying the behaviors of the men who I know are very good husbands/partners and have actually asked many of them if they would ever consider using one of these sites (if they ever found themselves single again). Not surprisingly, all of them said "NO!". I think "real" people who are looking for other "real" people are turned off by these sites as it's too easy to POSE as someone false. (ah-hem...the calling card of all NARCS!). I will also add here that I know two women who both met their current partners on Match.com and both are having serious problems in these relationships now. Just be careful (is all I'm saying)!!

Believe in yourself!
Terri

#21 Oct 15 - 9AM

wholeagain

No drama

I think any man who says that in his ad is suspect. The ex also had that in his ad. Hello, who caused the drama?

#22 Oct 16 - 12AM (Reply to #6)

loveofmylife

drama

totally agree! I've never had to use the word "drama" in my vocabulary and I've never had to say that I don't want drama in a relationship, because I DON'T EXPECT IT! It NEVER even crosses my mind! But N uses that word alot about his relationships. Gee - wonder why?

#23 Oct 15 - 7AM

The Girlfriend ...

Hey Michelle115 !

WOW! That online dating profile sounds exactly like one that my narcopath had...one of numerous profiles I caught him using. These guys ALL sound alike. What he wrote was just so over the top creepy. Hey! Guess what girls?...a little off topic...but yesterday I discovered my Narcopath's condoms he hid from me...felt like the first time I found his first singles oline profile. I am still speechless...time to jump ship...permanently! Looks like I cannot wait until Dec. to leave him...I think if I stay with this despicable liar another minute I will surely die...Knowing him has nearly destroyed my life. Feel llike my heart has turned to stone in one swift moment. It actually feels like there is a hard and cold rock in my chest...where my heart used to be. :-) ...sorry...bad day...didn't sleep last night at all...

#24 Oct 15 - 7AM (Reply to #4)

michele115 (not verified)

Geesh!

I wish I could remember, someone posted something here and the article said something about the Narc having a frozen chicken nugget for a heart... You don't have the hard and cold rock, he does... I'm loopy myself - and just saw my cable tv got cut off...computer is next... oat oooo.... Bummer

#25 Oct 15 - 5AM

jen79

Michelle

thats so dusgusting!!!!!!!!!!! drinking your soul??? That reminded me, I once said to the N: You want to have my energy. Your are like demon He: I am not succubus I thought where did he get that from? he is not the smartest. Succubus, which is a sexual dream demon, but a woman, he should have said incubus, which is the man. But I thought, he sure heard that from a woman before. After that, he twittered: I like the food I meet, I like the people I eat. They know they are vampires.

#26 Oct 15 - 6AM (Reply to #2)

michele115 (not verified)

I'm disgusted

By ALL men. The nice ones are either Monks or OPENLY GAY!

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