THE PSYCHONARC'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.......

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#1 Apr 28 - 8AM
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THE PSYCHONARC'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.......

i'm torn.....i had always wanted to put his ashes in an empty plastic Vodka bottle...Popov, his favorite...write some short terse epitaph on the side of it in Sharpie....drive down the road and toss him out into a gutter, where he could spend eternity.....it seems a fitting end......

but now i'm thinking of shipping him, with no return address, to either his exwife, who accused me of 'taking him away from his REAL family' (her)....or to his skank sister....or maybe dividing him up and sending half to each......

leaving him as unclaimed baggage on the shelf of the funeral home won't work.....they'll ship him to me......

i wish i could have afforded to have his brain removed...it was always a dream of mine to put it in a styrofoam cooler and ship it to Robert Hare.....

i'm trying to work up a short obit....the paper gives nine lines free....i want it to be a covert slam against the bastard...something they will print.....

'passed away after a sport drinking accident'.....something like that........

Apr 29 - 6AM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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NUT bread would certainly be appropriate!!

his whole family was nuts.....every last one of them it seems....i guess the psychonut didn't fall far from the tree......
Apr 28 - 10PM
TexN (not verified)
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I GOT IT!

Make a nice banana nut bread for that wonderful Dr & nurse to show your appreciation on how they treated you & put the special ingredient in there...the narc! Let them eat (& shit) the narc!!!! Lol! Omg! I'm sick! Lol! Make some for the ex wife too & everybody else that thought he was so wonderful! They can all eat & shit the narc!!!
Apr 29 - 10AM (Reply to #25)
AnotherPath
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fabulous!!!!! made me laugh

fabulous!!!!! made me laugh so much

Ending the dance

Apr 28 - 4PM
Empathy
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get a zip lock bag Do a shit

get a zip lock bag Do a shit in it. Pour the ashes in. Deliver it yourself to the family leave it on the doorstep. message: " heres your shit back."
Apr 28 - 11PM (Reply to #23)
wallaby (not verified)
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LMAO Empathy

Doesn't get any funnier than that.
Apr 28 - 3PM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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i've made up my mind.....i'm parting him out.........

some into the vodka bottle...and some to his skank sister...and some to his exwife and some to his drunken boyfriend...in ziploc baggies with his date of death penciled into the expiration date box...... i think it's best he's spread here and there for spiritual reasons too.....i'll superglue the top to the vodka bottle just to make sure he can never get out.....
Apr 28 - 11PM (Reply to #21)
wallaby (not verified)
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Love the expiration date design element on your ash project!

Could you put the ashes all in smallest vodka bottles - get them from the dumpster behind the liqour store where he had his finest hours? Then put the bottles in those ziplocs with the expiration date on it....
Apr 28 - 2PM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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the 9th circle......

i figure he's frozen over in the 9th circle of Hell....that's the deepest circle of all .......reserved for those who betray kith and kin.... and that ice and no Vodka.....what a drag........
Apr 28 - 12PM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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vodka bottle/urn

i'm back to leaning toward the vodka bottle...it's something i've had in mind for years..it does seem appropriate...it really does......i'm mulling over a couple of his famous quotes to use as his epitaph.... 'i'm quite pleased with myself' is a front runner.....or maybe 'i'm not a drunk'.....
Apr 28 - 11PM (Reply to #18)
wallaby (not verified)
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"I'm quite please with myself"

Hands down winner. More subtle and complex than "I'm not a drunk" and it captures his whole sensibility - not just his alcoholism. Put it on the bottle inside the ziploc bags with the expiration date filled out
Apr 28 - 11AM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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don't want his ashes anywhere near me.........

he was TOXIC when he was alive....and i figure even his ashes will reek of pure evil.....i don't want them anywhere near me or my pets....i don't want to see them...or touch the box they're in...or anything...
Apr 29 - 7AM (Reply to #16)
dysenchanted
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Toxic Waste

That's understandable. I actually did this with my N step-dads ashes though. I put the ahes on the bottom and covered with cat litter ,so the cats were not contaminated.The ashes, however,were. :) It was the one and only time I ever found myself looking forward to emptying the litter box! I really like empathy's "Here's your shit back" message. That one made me spew my coffee. :)
Apr 28 - 11AM
dysenchanted
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N-ashes

Do you have cats? If so why not put his ashes in the litter box? ;)
Apr 28 - 11AM (Reply to #14)
quietude (not verified)
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ashes

Sorry but this thread has me LMAO today...wow, some really good ideas here, narnnarc...you'll have to tell us which creative direction you go with.
Apr 28 - 10AM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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douchebag!!..

his exwife it appears, has had some kind of weird attachment to him all these years...even after him destroying her life..from email conversations, i take it she is angry that he didn't call on HER to come to his aid......saint that she is......and instead called me,the woman who refused to take his shit...... Rache suggested to me yesterday on the phone that i send him to his ex in an ENEMA BAG....with a note saying.....'here..he can be up your ass forever'...since she seems to be jealous of my years of abuse at his hands...... and.....when he was laying there dying...i asked him what he wanted done with is body....where he'd like his ashes scattered, etc.....and he said......'gee..i can't think of anywhere special'......no..i bet not.....he never cared about anyone, anyplace or anything......i think that's a perfect example of how they have no feelings for anything.... i'm leaning more toward sending him to his ex all the time....especially as i think about their little scam to fleece me of ten grand a few years ago...
Apr 28 - 2PM (Reply to #12)
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narcnarc

Oh! This just jogged my memory of that episode of Nip & Tuck...this is sort of off-topic, but there was a widow who wanted her husband's ashes put into her breast implants so he would always 'be close to her'! I think it would only be fair to get some ziplock baggies, as someone suggested, and equally divide him among the people who thought he was so terrific. You can put a little personalized sticker on each one. Lovely. ;)
Apr 28 - 9AM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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obituary...

i admire the people who wrote that obit for that woman..already people are trying to make the psychopath into a saint......and i'm not going to have it..... he was a MONSTER...and his death simply makes him a DEAD MONSTER....his whole life was delusion...and i'll be damned if i let his death be full of delusion too!!... i want him remembered for what he was.....a hateful, abusive, selfish, drunken, defiant, murderous piece of shit...... he's not singing with the angels...he's drinking with demons at the open bar in HELL.......
Apr 28 - 1PM (Reply to #10)
Barbara (not verified)
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saint?

people turned my NarcMother into a saint when she died - including my DAD who she abused horribly. At the funeral everyone came up to me to tell me some kindness she'd done for them - all I could think was "who are you talking about"? Her own daughter - she'd been 30% kind and 70% abusive - my head spun. I doubt HELL would have him narcnarc... he's circling HELL's toilet ~~~~~~~~~ Moving Forward: Coaching for Victims Pathologicals Feelings buried alive never die. - Alice Miller
Apr 28 - 8AM
narcnarcwhosthere (not verified)
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no service........

wow...sounds like the psycho's mother.....i'm thinking of putting something on there like...... in lieu of a service, his long suffering widow suggests that at noon on friday we all heave a collective sigh of relief.....
Apr 28 - 8AM (Reply to #7)
better off
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If you send the ashes to his

If you send the ashes to his "family" do it in a Ziplock bag.
Apr 28 - 10AM (Reply to #8)
neveragain5
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Or a douchebag. :)

Or a douchebag. :)
Apr 28 - 8AM (Reply to #6)
Barbara (not verified)
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suggestions

"he was self-employed as a con man and predator" "died due to complications of alcoholism and psychopathy" "donations can be sent to (FUNERAL HOME ADDRESS - HAVE THEM FORWARD TO YOU) for the McGrannahan Poverty Project..." LOL ~~~~~~~~~ Moving Forward: Coaching for Victims Pathologicals Feelings buried alive never die. - Alice Miller
Apr 28 - 8AM
Barbara (not verified)
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maybe this will help

http://narcissists-suck.blogspot.com/2008/08/truth-obituary-making-people-squirm.html ~~~~~~~~~ Moving Forward: Coaching for Victims Pathologicals Feelings buried alive never die. - Alice Miller
Apr 28 - 8AM
Klarity Belle
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Obituary

This obit is regarding a very different relationship of mother and children, but the words about what this woman was like when alive speak volumes, this is a legitimate obit:- Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, her son, and daughter. She is survived by [list of] her daughters and son; grandchildren; great-grandchildren. Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing. Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again. There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The deeper that sadness carves into your being, the more joy you can contain." ~ Kahlil Gibran http://www.storyofmylife.com/KLARITY4

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"The deeper that sadness carves into your being, the more joy you can contain." ~ Kahlil Gibran

"That which we do not confront in ourselves we meet as fate" ~ Carl Jung

http://www.storyofmylife.com/KLARITY4

Apr 28 - 8AM (Reply to #2)
better off
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WOW! What guts to really do

WOW! What guts to really do that. And how poignant: We will really only miss what we never had.
Apr 28 - 10AM (Reply to #3)
nhtmf
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Narcnarc

If you're gonna dump his ashes somewhere please not in eastern central FL. I shudder to think of swimming in the Atlantic with his ashes roiling around. How about the trash bin at his favorite bar? Other suggestions?