THE PSYCHONARC'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.......
THE PSYCHONARC'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.......
i'm torn.....i had always wanted to put his ashes in an empty plastic Vodka bottle...Popov, his favorite...write some short terse epitaph on the side of it in Sharpie....drive down the road and toss him out into a gutter, where he could spend eternity.....it seems a fitting end......
but now i'm thinking of shipping him, with no return address, to either his exwife, who accused me of 'taking him away from his REAL family' (her)....or to his skank sister....or maybe dividing him up and sending half to each......
leaving him as unclaimed baggage on the shelf of the funeral home won't work.....they'll ship him to me......
i wish i could have afforded to have his brain removed...it was always a dream of mine to put it in a styrofoam cooler and ship it to Robert Hare.....
i'm trying to work up a short obit....the paper gives nine lines free....i want it to be a covert slam against the bastard...something they will print.....
'passed away after a sport drinking accident'.....something like that........
NUT bread would certainly be appropriate!!
I GOT IT!
fabulous!!!!! made me laugh
Ending the dance
get a zip lock bag Do a shit
LMAO Empathy
i've made up my mind.....i'm parting him out.........
Love the expiration date design element on your ash project!
the 9th circle......
vodka bottle/urn
"I'm quite please with myself"
don't want his ashes anywhere near me.........
Toxic Waste
N-ashes
ashes
douchebag!!..
narcnarc
obituary...
saint?
no service........
If you send the ashes to his
Or a douchebag. :)
suggestions
maybe this will help
Obituary
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"The deeper that sadness carves into your being, the more joy you can contain." ~ Kahlil Gibran
"That which we do not confront in ourselves we meet as fate" ~ Carl Jung
http://www.storyofmylife.com/KLARITY4
WOW! What guts to really do
Narcnarc