Plea for the Turkeys

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#1 Oct 18 - 11AM

grossot

Plea for the Turkeys

We all know there is a man who goes by CF out on the loose.

This man has pled guilty to wrongful use of a frozen chicken.

With the upcoming holiday season approaching we should all do our part to save the Turkeys from this cruel and unusual treatment of poultry.

Please contribute by purchasing as many frozen chickens and turkeys as you can before Thanksgiving and give to those in need of food, not a sexual release.

Please...if we all work together we can stop CF from adding another piece of meat to his victim list.

Thank you for your efforts...

#2 Nov 24 - 12PM

The Girlfriend ...

Thanks for the smile!

Thank you for adding a funny post to this forum. After dealing with the narcissists in our lives...I'm sure everyone could use a little comic relief! :-)

#3 Nov 23 - 10PM

NanC (not verified)

Ahahahaha!!!!

The chicken fucker! What that Mallory's dude????

#4 Nov 24 - 6AM (Reply to #20)

Barbara (not verified)

PoultryPete

Yes. Mallory's the one who's playing GOOD DAD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

#5 Nov 24 - 12PM (Reply to #21)

quietude (not verified)

let's hope

Let's hope Poultry Pete gets his PETER stuck in the turkey this TG and has to be taken to the ER. Mallory's stbx is super creepy and just pure evil. My heart really goes out to her.

#6 Nov 23 - 10PM

Barbara (not verified)

this week -- don't forget

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#7 Oct 22 - 7PM

cynthia (not verified)

Priceless

When I sit at my table for Thanksgiving dinner and we carve the turkey I think my family will be wondering why I will be laughing so hard tears coming down my face. How do I tell them I wonder, did anyone ever watch American Pie, where he screws the apple pie because it is warm? So there you have it, we can dine on this poor chicken that was raped and have apple pie for desert. I am never eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken again, I will warn everyone in line that there are such things as Chicken f---ers that really do exist of course they will take me away in a straight jacket but I am almost at that point now, ha ha. Grossot you should invite your xn over for thanksgiving and when they pass the turkey to him tell them he likes it on his lap, ha ha ha Turkey, chicken its all FOUL, no pun intended.

#8 Oct 21 - 10PM

malloryforest

Oh My

Oh my. I am laughing so hard. This is just what I needed. The funny part is I defrosted a lovely chicken this evening for the kids! Who can look at a raw chicken and want to fuck it? oh, right...I remember! My STBXPSNH!!!! I wonder who was better to fuck, me or the chicken. I don't know, but I am sure the chicken had more fun than I ever did.

#9 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #15)

Barbara (not verified)

I am sure the chicken had more fun than I ever did

at least the chicken was dead... so he couldn't D&D it. ...or make it into McNuggets let's see - threats to 'get a lawyer' and fight you for custody or lifeless poultry? So many choices when it comes to trying to F- something. Well, at least the chicken won't complain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#10 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #16)

malloryforest

lucky chicken

I feel for all those innocent chickens. They think the worst that will happen to them is be eaten. Now they have to fear the "invasion of the psychopathic narcs." Does the chicken think the man is human? Does the narc put on the "loving mask" before he attacks the poultry? Barbara, you are right...at least the chicken doesn't suffer the D&D. It is just rubbed down with olive oil and some fresh herbs, and presented on a lovely platter for the whole family to enjoy.

#11 Oct 18 - 6PM

quietude (not verified)

turkey

This is toooo funny ladies! All this imagery ~ I'm thinking of having a nice honey ham this year instead.

#12 Oct 18 - 11AM

Barbara (not verified)

grossot! ROFLMAO

OH GOD!! Too funny. Yes yes... please ladies - watch your frozen turkey around these guys. In the case of Pathologicals & Turkeys - they DO SCREW THEIR OWN KIND! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#13 Oct 18 - 1PM (Reply to #2)

4joys (not verified)

haha! I am laughing so

haha! I am laughing so hard! Mallory- I hope you are laughing too! This is just too funny. And it sticks in your brain! I laugh at the most inconvenient times about it. ..I'm gonna pee my pants! LOL

#14 Oct 18 - 1PM (Reply to #3)

Barbara (not verified)

Best double-entendre!

if we all work together we can stop CF from adding another piece of meat to his victim list ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#15 Oct 19 - 11PM (Reply to #4)

Barbara (not verified)

i'm bad... i know...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article142359.ece ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#16 Nov 23 - 11PM (Reply to #12)

baddream

That is the funniest thing

How about the Curtis guy?

#17 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #5)

grossot

OMG! You mean this is

OMG! You mean this is common? And by common I mean 2 people in God's entire creation have done this? In the picture, he looks like the chicken is returning the favor in his arse! Whew - talk about supply! Anybody hungry for stuffing? YOU TELL LIES LIKE A CHILD SPEAKS THE TRUTH SO GOOD YOU DONâ€™T EVEN KNOW ~LISA SCOTT~(go to music tab) nolongercontrolled

http://hubpages.com/hub/Married-to-a-Narcissist?preview

nolongercontrolled

#18 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #11)

4joys (not verified)

Thanks grossot! I just spit

Thanks grossot! I just spit out my tea! lol

#19 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #6)

Barbara (not verified)

bizarre

more than 2 apparently f**king frozen and even live poultry is a fetish http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2009-08-20/news/those-who-practice-bestiality-say-they-re-part-of-the-next-gay-rights-movement/www.wolfgangsvault.com ChickenFucker however - is a very special case. Believe me. (At least he's not the other sociopath we heard about who had sex with cats) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#20 Nov 23 - 11PM (Reply to #10)

NanC (not verified)

WTF???!!!

Cats?!!! OMG! I think I'm going to puke my Budlites! (I worked hard on this buzz!) I know, I probably sound like such a lush, but actually, 3 beers and I'm under my computer desk...I've had 4! (Hee!Hee!) Celebrating Thanksgiving early....

#21 Oct 21 - 10PM (Reply to #7)

grossot

special....

Yes - anyone who F's a Chicken is special alright! YOU TELL LIES LIKE A CHILD SPEAKS THE TRUTH SO GOOD YOU DONâ€™T EVEN KNOW ~LISA SCOTT~(go to music tab) nolongercontrolled

http://hubpages.com/hub/Married-to-a-Narcissist?preview

nolongercontrolled

#22 Oct 21 - 11PM (Reply to #8)

Barbara (not verified)

grossot

as in "special" sauce? sorry I gotta stop! LOL... these sociopaths are just too pathetic ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pathologicals only discard the best, most precious of gems of people... not the worst. They despise the strong, principled, decent & honest. Their discarding of you is then their highest commendation of your worth!" - A.V.

#23 Nov 24 - 9AM (Reply to #9)

Ellen

hilarious

JHi all, You are all sooo hilarous, i'm in hysterics. At least it's for the right reasons this time!

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