personal ad on CL

Stay out of his emails and away from Craigslist. Not good for you to be going there. He is doing what they all do. But the less you see, hear and know at this point, the better off you will be in the long run. No contact means; no emails: Incoming, outgoing, reading his email account, reading others emails that are sent to you regarding him. Block or delete them. No phone: No calling or texting, incoming or outgoing from him or others funneling information to you regarding him. No breaking into voice mails on the Ns phone. No social network sites: No facebook, No Myspace, twitter ect.... Block Block Block No direct mail: Return to Sender only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

No silly selfish little girls or drama queens please. I AM SUPRISED HE WOULDNT WANT THIS IN A WOMAN>>>AFTER ALL THEY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON AND COULD COMPARE NOTES..

This is so dusgusting. Fierflie, this is an utter pig. I hope you see now, how distorted he is. Its disgusting really, no silly little selfish girls or drama queens please? Oh good lord. And I am living a complicated and busy life? Ugh... I swear to god, I will never ever do online dating! A smart women will understand that somethings wrong with him. I feel repelled by this aproach, seriously! He is a psycho, fierflie, one day you will remember us saying to you, you are the one who got away and thank god for it!

He failed to mention that he beats women! btw Fierflie how did you know it was him?

This is really gross, and so was his email to that other gal. He completely gives me the creeps. I hope this helps you shake out of your self-blame, he's got so many red flags on him he belongs out front of the U.N. building.

I'm looking for a special female friend who is looking for ALL of the same things i PRETEND TO WANT - good conversation OF COURSE, ALL ABOUT ME, good times DOING WHAT I WANT some quiet EXCEPT FOR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD THAT TELL ME I'M ALL THAT PLUS A BAG OF CHIPS some not WHEN I DECIDE IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT ALL THAT I HATE ABOUT MYSELF AND PROJECT IT ON TO YOU, a laugh AT HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR a smile JUST LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND a hug TO VALIDATE ME a kiss TO MAKE IT SEEM MORE REAL no rushing BUT LIGHTNING SPEED IS OKAY into intimacy ABOUT ALL THAT IS WONDERFUL ABOUT ME but intimacy when I feel like AGAIN, ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO MY NEEDS. i will LIE and DEGRADE you and try to make you feel special WHICH IS MY PERSONALY SYNONYM FOR INSANE and tell you everything is ok JUST TO KEEP YOU STRUNG A LITTLE LONGER. do you want to do the same TALK ABOUT ME? LIVE FOR ME? SERVE ME? VALIDATE ME? there is nothing wrong with either of us WELL, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS TOO CAUSE IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU'D WANT TO HEAR, and we should enjoy MY DEFINITION OF FUN WHICH IS TO MAKE YOUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE ABOUT ME...FUN! be I AM, THEREFORE I IS, SO I GUESS THAT'S BE TOO! do life AS I KNOW IT - ME ME ME is too short FREUDIAN SLIP, I WON'T DISCLOSE ACTUAL LENGTH AND WIDTH ON THIS FORUM, IT'S CRAIGSLIST!. I live a complicated YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED busy VERY HARD TO JUGGLE ALL THE DIFFERENT PERSONAS life AS YOU KNOW IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST and miss that special connection with ME. I'm not looking for a twice a month bootie call FOUR OR FIVE TIMES IS BETTER SO I CAN SCHEDULE THE OTHER ONES IN BETWEEN been there done that enough AND THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT i dont need any more complication BECAUSE I AM THE ULTIMATE COMPLICATION - YOU CAN'T TOP ME and neither do you HAVE ANY IDEA EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR. But if you miss intimacy with a special man WHO WILL LEAVE YOU RUNNING FOR THE INSANE ASYLUM then please respond I SAID PLEASE, SO THAT PROVES I HAVE SOME CONCEPT OF COUTH. No silly selfish little girls BECAUSE I AM THE ULTIMATE SILLY SELFISH LITTLE GIRL or drama queens I HAVEN'T QUITE DECIDED IF I'M A QUEEN OR NOT, BUT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE please PLEASE ME. I'm looking for someone between 35-50 who is secure SO I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN, non-needy SO I CAN MAKE YOU DEPENDENT, independent SO I CAN DEGRADE YOU, stable SO I CAN DESTROY THAT TOO - I LOVE A CHALLENGE and takes care of herself SO I CAN LEAVE YOU LOOKING HAGGARD WHILE I SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, has a personality TO MAKE UP FOR THE ONE I DON'T HAVE, opinions ABOUT HOW GOOD I LOOK and interests THAT CENTER AROUND ME, is discrete SO NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO CONNECT THE DOTS...IT'S NOT EASY BEING A NARC and who would like to meet an intelligent ONCE I SUCK INTELLIGENCE FROM YOU, respectful ONCE I PERFORM MY CHAMELION ACT, respectable SO I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE PROGRESS OF MY DESTRUCTION, responsible SO THAT I DON'T FEEL GUILT AFTER YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY PULL YOURSELF UP FROM THE FLOOR ROCKING AND SUCKING YOUR THUMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, considerate ABOUT ALL MY NEEDS, fit SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU FAT AND DRIVE YOU CRAZY, interesting gentleman CODE FOR THE ONLY THING I CAN DO ON MY OWN WITHOUT SOMEONE TO MIRROR OFF OF IS CONTEMPLATE MY NAVEL, AND WHAT A FINE NAVEL IT IS YOU WOULD BE AMAZED! who is easy on the eyes BECAUSE BY THE TIME I'M DONE YOU WILL BE BLIND. If this is you BUT ACTUALLY ME! IT'S ALL ME and this post intrigues you HOW CAN IT NOT, send a message and tell me a little about yourself BUT NOT TOO MUCH BECAUSE WE NEED ENOUGH TIME TO TALK ABOUT ME! ME! ME! WHAT A CREEP! CHIN UP GIRL...HE'S TOO SHALLOW FOR YOU.

Wow, if you know better, and I hope everyone reading this now DOES.. what a freak! "there is nothing wrong with either of us.." WTF? What a bizarre thing to say.. presumably that doesn't need to be said, lol. Unless there is something very very wrong with you. LOL! My favorite is that in all this list of wonderful attributes, he throws in the word "discreet." Really? You're looking for someone discreet? Isn't that a personal ads code word for "let's have secret sex and not tell anyone?"