These are just some things that I've read here and there and thought maybe you all have some good punchlines as well.....
That's why a con works so well. Everyone wants to feel more important than they actually are.
Without wood (us) a fire can't burn (NC)?
The best winning play is not to play at all.
When you get your own personality, call me.
You won't get anyone better than me because anyone better than me wouldn't go out with you !!!!
Narc conversation = verbal vomit
Here's one that was written by a theologien and after 12 years of catholic school I'm still mulling over this....Please don't shoot the messenger. (me)
If God dislikes sinners and the devil punishes sinners aren't they working on the same side?