Narc speak...they r so calculating

I had to share this as I laughed my ass off. Been NC for few days. Let me preface with my N stated recently he just met son he didn't know he had. He has 2 daughters as well from ex wives. Well, he text me from unknown number and stated " u know, I am not blocking u. I don't know why u have me blocked. I have been busy with my son and my girls" . I was sooo tempted to text back "no shit Sherlock that u busy with ur girls, and I don't mean your daughters!". Is he kidding me?i am sure his statement was very calculated and he wrote " my girls" instead of " my daughters" so he can't be accused of lying, and just because he is so twisted. I am still laughing about it. He really thinks I am sooo native still. Lol