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#1 Jul 7 - 11AM
Sparrow
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MEN

Saw this quote and had to share........

"A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN IS A BACHELOR, A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN IS A GENIUS"

Couldn't resist! I think it's so awesome! Have a great day ladies!

Oh, and no offense please to the men on this forum........it's a girl thing, I am sure you understand!

Jul 7 - 2PM
Hunter
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Like, like,like

Like, like,like
Jul 7 - 7PM (Reply to #10)
Sparrow
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Somehow, I knew you would

Somehow, I knew you would Hunter! Lol
Jul 7 - 8PM (Reply to #11)
Hunter
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Sparrow

What gave you that idea :)
Jul 7 - 12PM
Giggles
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misc funnies

I don't know who the authors are but I these two were particularly funny: My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Friends ask why you're crying... best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. Realy good comeback DoneSourcing. :)
Jul 7 - 12PM (Reply to #7)
Done sourcing
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Shovels

I have my shovel in the locked and loaded position, and I will never tell where the body is buried. But is it really fair to the dirt that would surround him. ds
Jul 7 - 1PM (Reply to #8)
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shovels II

I could only wish he had dirt surrounding him and he isn't free to continue his path of destruction on other women. He has his new supply. I'm yesterday's news. This shit hurts!! Wish there was such a thing as voluntary lobotomy to take every memory of him away... Sorry, lost the light hearted vibe I began with. Oops! :)
Jul 7 - 12PM
ordinarycourage
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Men

"A NARC WITHOUT A SUPPLY SOURCE IS...." Never mind, that'll never happen!
Jul 7 - 12PM
mystwoman
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That's really good!

That's really good! rofl. Another one that I heard the other day and thought I'd share with you is: Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. In fact, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat :)

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God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them.

Jul 7 - 11AM
Done sourcing
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On Mars...

Men are from Mars, and in our Mars Thesarus genius and bachelor are synonymous, lol! ds
Jul 7 - 12PM (Reply to #3)
Lobo555
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Right back atcha!

Nice comeback! :)
Jul 7 - 11AM
StudentOfLife
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Love it! Thank you for

Love it! Thank you for posting. :0)