How is this for Pathetic

I was trying to so hard to please the man, literally turning myself into a pretzel, that I use to go over every week on my days off to stay with him, he lived in another town from me. Anyway he had some type of hair fetish and sometimes i did not pick up every strand of hair after I showered, we are not talking about piles of hair,mind you, so anyway he use to complain about that and one even said,I don't think you should come over anymore if you cannot pick up all your hair. a normal person would probably do it,no comment, no big deal, right? So one morningI am showering and he is still in bed and after I go to dry my hair, i bring a chair over and sit just outside the bathroom to dry my hair so he won't complain about it in the bathroom or shower., lo and behold he comes out of the bedroom and says in a stern voice,"What are you doing?" I said I brought a chair to use to dry my hair outside the bathroom so you won't keep bitching at me about my hair. Like a father he says go back into the bathroom and gives ME a look like I am crazy!!!???? I know there will be weirder stories than mine, but just felt the need to share with you, hope someone out there gets a good laugh over this, it is oIDIOTIC to say the least, in the bigger scheme of a relationship.........