Have fun, N! (sarcasm)

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#1 Sep 1 - 11AM
Dallas
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Have fun, N! (sarcasm)

So after having dreams that are pissing me off the last 2 nights in a row ...I feel the need to vent today in hopes my sleep will be better tonight:

This might go long so please bear with me...

Have fun, N!

-HAVE FUN finding someone else to run all your menial errands you could never be bothered to run yourself...Like finding the SMALL bic lighters that would fit in the cover you had...I went to 3 stores doing that one day you unappreciative jackass!

-HAVE FUN finding someone else to cringe inwardly through a whole meal out when you're rude to servers at restaurants because after all, YOU and YOUR MONEY are so fucking entitled to special treatment! (and you're not so smart after all to not realize that you shouldn't piss off people handling your food...one less thing I have to worry about...). Or if you're in a smarmy mood, HAVE FUN finding that dining companion who'll enjoy watching you flirt with a bartender/server...(and don'tcha ever realize how those people HAVE to be nice to you because it's their job and they work for tips?!? Don't suppose it matters...)

-HAVE FUN finding another who'll sit through the unstimulating and repetitive monologues that pass for conversation with you! "YES, (sigh) your house IS the nicest one one the street! " (You'll never know how I got to a point where I pictured you as Charlie Brown's teacher during some of your monologue tirades..."Whah...Whah...Whah...". You wouldn't get the reference anyhow...). So, HAVE FUN finding another adoring (till you wear her down, which you will) audience for THAT shit!

-HAVE FUN pulling the "English is my second language" card (even though you first came to the US 50 years ago!!!) and being fairly new to the area to get someone to do all your finding/scheduling doctor's appointments, setting up handyman services, calling the cable company when service is messed up and spending vast amounts of time working through automated phone systems, ordering your plane tickets, making hotel reservations, writing all your checks, etc.etc. You used to call me up at work to phone an order in for delivery pizza to your house! And you know what's the best part N? No one in my life makes fun of my so called "accent" any more...I actually get COMPLIMENTS on it...as if you don't have an accent yourself! Ridiculous!

-HAVE FUN finding someone to put up with your crazy moods, and the verbal and emotional abuse that come with 'em. You are clearly not a happy person so HAVE FUN with continuing to throw around a bit of money and acting like an asshole...it only goes so far...

-HAVE FUN getting black out drunk and blowing 5 digits at the casino...Still doing that these days? Don't know and don't care...just relieved I don't have to listen anymore to the kind of insult you hurled at me the last time you did it...And no, saying you were drunk and don't remember saying that IS NOT an apology!

-HAVE A LOT OF FUN finding another personal masseuse and someone to indulge your sexual proclivities...that you don't have to pay

-HAVE FUN living in the cage of your disorder...How are those familial estrangements working out for you? I like to say HAVE FUN because I have concluded that you are constitutionally incapable of enjoying LIFE and I am not...last laugh's on YOU, baby!!!

-and to close...HAVE FUN with your legacy! Making people lucky enough to get away from your disordered ass realize how much better their life can be without you in it! What a mark to leave on the world!

Sep 1 - 5PM
RedMist
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Great post. Literally so many

Sep 1 - 4PM
lookingahead
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Dallas

Sep 1 - 3PM
Trixy
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ugh what's with the making fun of the accent?

Sep 1 - 2PM
thebigpayback
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i think you must have married

Sep 1 - 12PM
cargis33
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Have Fun