Friday Fun

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#1 May 28 - 7AM
Scoop
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Friday Fun

Its Friday and its been a heavy week on the board so im hoping to start a new experiment.. for fun . I have long since thought that how a man treats a woman has a lot to do with the size of his penis .Bare with me as this may have some scientific merit ...lol
I will start it off by saying my psycopath was very small in the trouser department ... feel free to add your narcs dimensions .
Big Love Scoop x

May 29 - 12AM
bubbles
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Narc Vibes....?

Theres a new vibrator out for women.. its soooooooooo realistic I tell ya! Just before she cums.. it cums... farts and switches itself off! Sorry, I just couldn't help myself there! LMAO Bubbles xx
May 28 - 11PM
NoNarcingZone
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Not Measuring Up

LMAO! When I was first dating the N - I was on my 2nd yr of celibacy. The first time we had sex, the next day N commented, "...that didn't FEEL like 2 years." (Suggesting a 'loose' fit) Ha! I was like: "Hmph - I would've done more kegels had I known you were gonna use your THUMB instead of your d*ck!" He developed a fixation for pleasuring my orifices orally. Weird! He'd often say that God must've hated him b/c he was cursed with a small penis. Looking for reassurance. Tsssshh! My response: "Well, I've birthed BIG babies (1 @ 9lbs / 1 @ 8lbs), so... sorry about your luck! If I weren't NC - I'd text him back the pic of his penis he had sent me. My message would read: "Which one of your FINGERs is this again?!"

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"Soldier, don't confuse your rank with MY authority!"

May 28 - 10PM
aceonelady
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size

A slender 6 incher,good looking but couldn't stay hard or up for long...what i heard a lot was"No that wont lift me up"The only thing he really liked was his porn and masturbation...

Aceonelady

May 28 - 5PM
neveragain5
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HaHa! Scoop! Too funny!

HaHa! Scoop! Too funny! :D Both of the N's had nice packages. That's about the only good thing I can say about them. Too bad the last one's only worked with the little blue pill. Such a waste!
May 28 - 1PM
broken23
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Scoop dear you made me laugh

Scoop dear you made me laugh in a really long time. His was a good size but I'm not the most experienced gal since he was my first. But I do know he was obssessed with it. Always whipping it out and flipping it and touching it. Gross. He also loved to sleep naked...ha I have a picture maybe I should post it!
May 28 - 11AM
moving on
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haha

I never had sex with him but from what I did see it was short and stout. He would hold it like a prize and say "it's going to get bigger." Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right.
May 29 - 9AM (Reply to #10)
nhtmf
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moving on

you just had to post this? all day Friday I had that kid's song in my head and couldn't get rid of it!!! I'm a little teapot short and stout.... All day.......at least it took away some brain power from the narc Too funny
May 28 - 11AM
nhtmf
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Scoop

LOL..............mine used to say I can't hit bottom but I can work the hell out of the sides. Teeny Weeny !!!!!
May 28 - 1PM (Reply to #2)
Barbara (not verified)
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friday fun

Psycho-Boy (a sexual narc) ---> microscopic Narc #1 (a sexual narc) ---> puny exNH (an intellectual narc) ---> large figures don't it? (izzy - post it on the exposure sites along with his info!) ~~~~~~~~~ Moving Forward: Coaching for Victims Pathologicals Feelings buried alive never die. - Alice Miller
May 28 - 2PM (Reply to #7)
broken23
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Barbara if I put him on a

Barbara if I put him on a exposure site can he put false info about me up there? I have so much good material on him...but I'm afraid considering he filed a false report on me and everyone seems to believe him. I'm just afraid he always does twice the damage For every truth I speak. But it would be priceless since I've never been able to stand up to the abusive monster.
May 28 - 5PM (Reply to #8)
Barbara (not verified)
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izzy23

he could but if he can't back it up as truth - you can sue his derriere for slander and defamation. Just remind him the truth is a 100% Defense. have you done anything about the false report? like sued him for FILING a false report? ~~~~~~~~~ Moving Forward: Coaching for Victims Pathologicals Feelings buried alive never die. - Alice Miller
May 28 - 2PM (Reply to #3)
quietude (not verified)
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friday fun

My exN - a 'MEDIUM', and the sex, it was RARE that it was WELL DONE ;)
May 28 - 2PM (Reply to #4)
betty2020
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Medium. He was obssessed

Medium. He was obssessed to. I now know why. He took all kinds of male enhansments. Tried homopathic pills and drinks. All because he needed to be ableto perform for all his hookers and me in the same day!. Sex was lame. He sought and acted out with prostitutes and young girls for his sexual fantisys. He is a sadist and into bondage. I never knew this till I left him and read his new dating profiles and saw he sighed up to sex slave sites. He trolls my space for minors. Preditor of the weak. His penis needs to be permantly removed.

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

May 28 - 3PM (Reply to #5)
quietude (not verified)
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obsessed

Yes, my ex ALWAYS had to have reasurrance that his was a 'good size', and it looked good, etc...He said it was a sensitive subject so I always had to be careful if I ever mentioned it, and had to go on and on about how great it was or he'd be totally hurt and offended. I just wanted to actually scream, "It's a normal looking pecker, stop bothering me about it!!!" Gawd, all the time I wasted on forced praise...
May 30 - 5AM (Reply to #6)
Healingnow
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I feel sorry for men and the

I feel sorry for men and the pressure put on them by society (and themselves) that the size of it matters. It must be an awful thing to have to deal with when you have a small penis. It's the same as big boobs being the in thing in magazines. Then any woman may feel bad cos of this and get implants thinking that things will be okay with bigger boobs. Why can't we learn to accept us as being built differently and individual i'm sure it would save the world a whole lot of problems. My exN had ED and he hurt me a lot with his inability to talk about it. I feel sad when that happens to a man. Much the same as a mastectomy would effect a woman or a hysterectomy. I suppose we all have our issues. Size is not important to me I just want a 'real' man now not physical attributes. I'm looking for a being with a 'soul' worth knowing.