The final offer

The latest reconciliation offer from STBNH:

1. He wants to give our marriage a chance. He will ask the gf and her kids to move out, but before he asks her to move out, he needs me to promise to be there for him.

2. He can't be alone. Although he is unemployed, he can't handle cleaning the house, getting it ready for open houses, and take care of the pets on his own.

3. The definition of my being there for him includes me cleaning the house, getting it ready to sell, and taking care of the animals.

4.If I don't give him another opportunity, then him and his gf and her kids aren't a "bad gig."

5. I need to be empathetic and supportive of his plight, the same way he has been empathetic and supportive of me this past year.

6. For once, I have to acknowledge how difficult his situation is, and understand why he couldn't manage being by himself at this time.

My response, "Grow up or get a f**cking maid."

I wish he would just sign the custody papers.