Dump the trash party

One of my friends just got divorced and suggested we have a "Dump the trash" party. Get everything together we want to get rid of that they gave us. She has a box load of things. I went through my things and realized that I received NOTHING from him! No gifts, no cards, nothing, but bad memories. OMG! Every holiday, birthday etc. he would say, "I don't have any money, sorry I couldn't get you anything but my love!" GAG!

Well, I do have a few things from him that he sent, pictures of him!

So, the trash I am going to dump is HIM!

Someone asked me a few days ago, how I am getting over him so quickly!!!!

BECAUSE HE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF DOGGIE DOO!

(His wife told me she had to buy their wedding rings! And she thinks he is the "man of her dreams")

No sweetie! I am not going to fight you for him, you can have him! GOOD LUCK!

Today is a new day! Going to day spa, new do, new clothes, new ME, NARC FREE!