The dumbest lies

He told so many, but once he was missing for the weekend and he returned on Sunday night and I said where have you been all weekend? He said he was really depressed so he went and stayed at one of his co-workers creek house. I made him lie even more I said well why didn't you call and he said he was too upset I said about what and he said it was too many things going on. I said did you fish and he said no he just sat in the creek house all weekend. I said well why didn't you take me with you he said the place was not the best. Ok one more.....He told me had his cell phone turned off back in 2006 he said he did not need a cell phone because I had got it one day and called a lady so he told me he had it turned off. Ok a few months ago I went to the area where he patols he is a state trooper and I did not see him but I saw one his co-workers and I asked him if he knew what area he was in and the guy said let me call him on his cell phone. I was shaking I was saying to myself he does not have a cell phone, so the guy comes back to my car talking on the phone and he passes the phone to me and lo and behold it was him. I could not say anything bad because the other trooper was standing beside my car so I just said where are you and he told me he was busy working. I said ok and I gave the phone back to the guy and I asked the guy to give me his number so when the guy drove off I called him and he said he had just got the phone that day, ok so I called the company that he had the phone with and I knew all of his personal info. so I lied yes I lied and said I was his wife and I wanted to check on the bill and I asked her how long had we had service with them and she said since 2006.