DEAR Dr. Jekyl
DEAR Dr. Jekyl
Oh My DEAREST Dr. Jekyl,
The things you do just take my breath away! What a fantastic dream it has been being your Girlfriend for the last 4 years. How fortunate I am that you came into my life. You are every woman's ideal man, a real Prince...and there is no one who could possibly compare to your perfection. YOU are the definition of 'tall, dark and handsome'. WOW! Just look at YOU!
I have never met a man who could do no wrong until I met YOU! How is it that you always have every answer? Your brilliance astounds me. And how do you know how to do everything the 'right' way, so easily? WOW! You have always been so ready to help me improve on myself. YOU are a walking encyclopedia...NO you ARE Wikipedia! Really, my parents should have never insisted that I attend grammer school as a little girl,...and I could have totally skipped University...if only I had met you FIRST! Think of all that money my parents could have saved for my education. YOU are the ultimate teacher...YOU really do know everything...and I am in total awe of YOU my amazing brilliant darling stupendous BF! OMG! How smart you are! I am literally stunned speechless every time you open your mouth.
I can't agree with you enough about how 'lucky' I am to have met you. You are right to say that I don't admit that often enough. I know there are so many other women just wishing they could be ME.
There is so much I would have never known if you had not come into my life. I think about that all the time, just as I think about YOU my HERO, you are always on my mind. I SO agree with YOU...if only everyone appreciated YOU as much as you deserve. It's SO unfair how little attention you get for all the wonderful things that you do. You work harder and do things better than anyone else. You are right...it is such a travesty that people just don't appreciate you enough. But there you are anyway, poor darling...always doing your best...which is always better than anyone else...no matter what it is!
BTW Honey, I could tell by the way your face got red last night when I told you I found some condoms in your tool box in the garage, that you were concerned I might think they were yours. No Sweetheart, let me assure you that I totally believe that you have no idea how they got there, that you have never seen them before, that someone must have put them there as a joke, that you are going to be angry at whoever played that prank on you...yes, I know what an honest, decent wonderful and trustworthy man that you are...really! you don't need to tell me that all the time.
I am absolutely certain that some cockroach put those damn condoms there...he might have found them and was using them to build a nest to lay some eggs, yeah, that sounds plausible...just like you said. And if you say it...it must be true! Of course, my perfect dream man would NEVER EVER even think of cheating on me. I would never say that! How dare that thought even cross my mind! You have every right to be angry with me...for ever even wondering for a second...
...Oh, BTW...was it the same cockroach who hid that extra condom you carry with you in the secret fold in your wallet? Yeah...I just bet it was!...that dirty little cockroach. hmmm.
Oh well, my handsome Prince Charming...thanks for reminding me that you have a dentist appointment after work today, and as you explained...you have no idea when you will be finished. Don't worry, I will wait for you at home just like you told me to. If you come home and I have gone to sleep, well I will leave your dinner in the microwave for you to heat up later.
BTW, there are several messages on the voicemail for you. And someone named Samantha called you today, asking for YOU by your first name. She was quite a B*tch! I must say! She demanded to know who I was and how I know YOU? Weird! Like who does she think I am anyway?...I mean, she is calling OUR home...and I answer the phone...DUH! Does she think I am just the housekeeper? Wake up chickie-poo! REALLY! What nerve! Anyway, she told me to give you a message, but she was yelling so loud and saying so many curse words that I didn't hear all of it...and the rest I really don't want to repeat. She was very insulting, calling you names I never heard of before, telling ME that I need to 'wake up'...Hello? ME wake up? I don't even KNOW this woman!...it was terrible! Probably just a wrong number like all the other ones you get.
Anyway my wonderful Romeo, See you tonight as usual, whenever you come home.
Love,
me
xoxoxo
PS: Don't have to remind you who I am do I?...HAHA...just joking Babe.
Thanks Girls...really needed the support
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