A complex psychic chord breaking technique :)

A complex pshychic chord breaking technique, recently discovered in my living room :)

First stand with feet flat on the floor
both arms outstretched and taut
immediate area must be clear for sure
of valuable items you've bought
now focus on the evil one
whose attached his chord to you
and now it's time to have some fun
break bond that's stuck like glue
imagine your arms are swords of steel
wave frantically around your head
you must do this with complete zeal
to ensure that you kill the link dead
hi yah, is a good thing to scream really loud
high kicks will add extra vigour
by now you should feel incredibly proud
and allow yourself satisfied snigger
repeat this process until you're worn out
and feel that the chord has been snapped
you must believe, of that there's no doubt
that the psychic inside has been tapped
now do you feel lighter? I know I sure do
a couple of kilos for sure
and if he dare try to reconnect you
you now have the tools here to cure

NB I take absolutely no responsibility for any injuries caused to any persons participating in the above :)