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#1 Jan 25 - 1PM
sweetsamm
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Hey everyone!

Hey girls....been a while...been sooo busy with work, so most downtime isn't spent on the computer..anyway,wanted to update abou narc that chased me,wined and dined me,told me he wanted to spend his life with me,then abrubtly dumped me, all in 2mos,things ending in june...Well, i have a profile on this free dating site(haven't gone out with anyone, i think it's just for my own ego,to know men still find me attractive,lol)..on this site you can see who has viewed you..and low and behold who do you think i see....then it says who wants to meet you and his creepy pic shows up again...ofcourse i can't help myself and read his profile,says hes 42..omg he's 50!!he's looking for relationship,is sentual(sensual),uninhibated(uninhibited),lol,great spelling for a 50yr old man! He's financially secure,haha,his ex just took him to the cleaners thanks to me!, and emotional and compassionate,(that's why he hates dogs and redheads!),and his pic is this happy smiling pic...then it asks what would be first date....'if there's chemistry......it doesn't matter..' i threw up in my mouth! well,it gets better, i'm browsing around and see another profile...same ex,dif pic! This profile again says 42...exact words 'OK LADIES SAVE THE DRAMA, IM CAREFREE HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY,HOW BOUT THAT?I LIVE AS MY WORD,I'M BOTH NAUGHTY AND NICE..THINK U WANT TO TRY AND TAME THIS GOOD BAD BOY?TAKE A LEAP A NET WILL APPEAR!'.....,what a fuc##ng retarded idiot,and pathetic! i made a fake profile under the name dancingdebby and told him he looks much older than 42 and he has quite a few grammatical and spelling errors.....and that i was confused because he has two profiles on the site.......couldn't help myself for calling him out on being a dumbass!!!Immature?Yes! but,,,,ohhh it felt so good,lol.....

Jan 26 - 12PM
JRB123
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Love it, love it, love it

This has made me laugh so much. I love it! Has he responded to any of the replies you sent?!!
Jan 26 - 10AM
FUMB
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OMG!!! I love that you did

OMG!!! I love that you did that --disguised yourself and wrote that to him!!!!! Did he respond? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT! I am laughing so hard right now. My exN as a profile (had one, I should say... I think he now searches for his next prey with a "hidden profile") and I could NOT believe the bullshit he wrote... same thing as yours-- "I'm not looking for DRAMA. I've had enough drama to last 2 lifetimes". He called himself a "gentleman" and said that he is "HONEST", and has "INTEGRITY". He also started his profile with... you're not going to believe this... "I AM AMAZING". Who the fuck says that about themselves?!?!? And I have to laugh bc he is obviously self conscious about his receding hair line (I saw hair growth shampoo in his shower- HA!) bc he has two pics posted -- the first one is SIX YEARS OLD and he has a hat on... the second one is close-up and the top of his head is cut off so you can't tell he has a receding hairline! He also says that he went to college. No joke-- he went for ONE WEEK and dropped out!!! I don't even think he went to a class. And he is a dumb ass as well. He ALWAYS misspelled words. His profile ends with "If I've 'peaked' your interest contact me". It's "piqued"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for the laughs! It's fun to make fun of their stupid, pathetic prey-seeking selves!!!
Jan 25 - 5PM
gettinbetter
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mine referred to himself as

mine referred to himself as "reasonably well adjusted" and called himself a nice guy. So nice in fact that he came back to his married ex girlfriend told he knew it was wrong and the he was selfish but he wanted her back that he would never ever leave her again and he was willing to do whatever it takes and then he just dissappeared off the face of the earth. In face hes such a nice guy that he will use specific events that happened with her and pretty much an exact description of her in his profile. "reasonably well adjusted" you must be freakin kidding me! Why would someone need to say Im reasonably well adjusted. Just proof to me that he knows he is a freak! PUKE....
Jan 25 - 1PM
Journey
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Ha ha

Good for you! Lol. He sounds like such a turd. Journey on...

Journey on...

Jan 25 - 1PM
helldweller
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sweetsamm

Hey you! Nice to see your name! You sound good! I almost peed when I read your post He's compassionate but "hates dogs and redheads"--what a freak! I soooooo wish mine would go on one of these sites so I could mess with him, but he's too proud and secretive to ever do such a thing. Have fun!
Jan 25 - 2PM (Reply to #2)
narcissizednomore
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good revenge

I wish I could mess with mine that way too but he's too computer illiterate to go on a site like that. What you're doing to him feels good to all of us here!!

narcissizednomore

Jan 25 - 3PM (Reply to #3)
sweetsamm
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the fake profile.....

By the way.....dancing debby has red hair,loves square dancing,bingo,belly dancing,and slot machines,lol....she's 62 with a few extra pounds,LOL...i found a pic on russian mail order brides.....I made her everything to make him feel old..lol..told him he was a very handsome older gentleman,and they should go square dancing together...lmao.....he HATES being old and anything to do with being old!!! This really is tooooo much fun!!
Jan 26 - 10AM (Reply to #5)
FUMB
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I am cracking up!!!!!!!!!!

I am cracking up!!!!!!!!!! I swear if I mine ever un-hides his profile I HAVE to do this!!! You are hilarious!
Jan 25 - 5PM (Reply to #4)
onwithmylife
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sweetsamm

Lets us know if he bites the bait, too funny for words, I love to turn the table on those freaks of nature, way to go!!!!