Brian Damage

Brian Damage

I met a guy named Brian
he had a damaged brain
got sick of all his lying
and causing so much pain

one day he went too far
and punched me in the face
but then I thought 'AHA'
gotta get out of his space

At first I got upset
and cried a river of tears
there's something wrong 'I bet'
to have caused these doubts and fears

I researched all I could
needed answers as to WHY
a man that had first seemed good
would blacken this ladie's eye

answers came thick and fast
I must stop being sentimental
a relationship couldn't last
with a guy so obviously mental

brainwashed was what I'd been
manipulated and hoodwinked
but my brain it didn't feel clean
in fact the whole thing stinked

Brian Damage wasn't gonna do to ME
what he'd had done to himself
this gal was at last free
to spring clean her mental health

and when at last she's done
she will be shiny and new
her own brainwashing she's begun
with the help of the AAH crew

So off to the shops I head
for some very concentrated bleach
kill the parasite he spread
get ridda the bloodsucking leech

Desprathouewife