One Liners

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#1 Jun 26 - 6AM
adoette
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One Liners

Okay, Wisdom-Gatherers and Laughter-Makers~

I invite you to share one of your favorite one liners from a song, poem, book, show, sign, forum post, friend, or magnet on your refrigerator.

Right now my favorite one liner is:

"Let go or be dragged." (American Proverb)

And favorite line from a song award goes to Beyonce
(Best Thing I Never Had):

"Thank G*d I found the good in good-bye."

Jun 28 - 2AM
fearofuncertainty
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high five adoette

it's a nice way to treat goodbye as "good". things happen for a good reason, so every letting go must be painful but hopefully good awaits on every go. move on, great hugs xoxo
Jun 28 - 12AM
Puzzle
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I like your one adoette "Let

I like your one adoette "Let go or be dragged" hahaha that made me laugh. "Sink or swim" "Do what you have always done, get what you have always 'gotten'" "What you sow, so you shall reap" "If it makes you happy, it's a bargain" (great one to use when justifying a purchase lol) "I'm currently practising I don't give a fuckism"
Jun 28 - 9AM (Reply to #33)
adoette
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"I'm currently practising I don't give a fuckism"

I'm stealing this one, Puzzle! lol
Jun 27 - 7PM
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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The grass is always greener

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but with a Narc, you discover it's only Astro-Turf. ~Smitten Kitten~
Jun 28 - 9AM (Reply to #31)
Used
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THE OTHER MANS GRASS IS NOT

THE OTHER MANS GRASS IS NOT GREENER...IT STILL HAS TO BE MOWED.
Jun 27 - 7PM
Hunter
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"Scrambled Eggs"

"Scrambled Eggs"
Jun 27 - 2PM
twisted
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“Watching you walk out of my

“Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.” I also like: "Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad from chicken shit."
Jun 27 - 7PM (Reply to #28)
sara-smile
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twisted

Love it!!! "Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad from chicken shit."
Jun 27 - 8AM
adoette
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love these one liners

These are great! Thanks, everyone, for sharing. Now I have to go make some one-liner notecards to put up around my house...
Jun 27 - 1PM (Reply to #26)
spinning
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adoette and all,

I just have to chime in with one I have posted over a hole he punched in my pantry door: 'IT IS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH A PSYCHO' Abso-f'n-loutely!!! Love you all! Adoette, thanks for this great thread. Sincerely, (not) spinning. I REJECT ALL CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION. I REJECT ALL REJECTS!!!

spinning

Jun 26 - 6PM
Cgrl
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Quote

“What you are will show in what you do.” –Thomas A. Edison
Jun 26 - 6PM
lisalisa47
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And my fave...(says it all)

"Wherever you go, there you are"...

LML

Jun 26 - 5PM
Susan32
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A Japanese proverb

"My house has burned down, but now I can see the moon." The final D&D is devastating... but then you can see the moon.
Jun 26 - 5PM
ruby01 (not verified)
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Mine would be

"Just because your behind the wheel, doesn't mean you have to run people over."
Jun 26 - 12PM
Used
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THE MAN WHO RUNS, LOOKING

THE MAN WHO RUNS, LOOKING BACK...WILL NEVER EVER GET THERE.
Jun 26 - 12PM
lisalisa47
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An oldie but goodie

Thank God and Greyhound he's gone...

LML

Jun 26 - 12PM
Scoop
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Ohh like it .. mine is "never

Ohh like it .. mine is "never have i heared so many words used to express such a little idea".. My narc use to talk for hours about politics but never had a point to it , no begining , middle or end .. just endless monologues , i swear to god he never came up for air .. normal people wil pause to ponder their thoughts or alow the other person in to comment to further the discusiion but my narc just rambled on .. soooo boring !
Jun 27 - 8AM (Reply to #18)
adoette
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Scoop

Mine, too, Scoop. Monologuing on and on and on and on and on and on....crazy, huh? You would think that with all their adaptive behavior ability, they could at least FAKE being interested in someone else's ideas or FAKE a little give and take in a conversation. WAY before I knew he was a psychopath (I'm siding with Thomas Sheridan on how to name the disordered one) I remember thinking, "Huh. It seems to be ALL ABOUT HIM." I can't quite get my brain around why I thought that was so great. Because of course, even though he was boring as all get out, I LIVED for those chats. I think at the time I still thought he "needed" me (to listen to him) and that I was somehow priviledged to be the one he confided in and honored that I could sit at his feet. (Insert gagging sounds here.) Go figure.
Jun 27 - 8AM (Reply to #17)
badjer
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An empty vessel makes the

An empty vessel makes the most noise....
Jun 26 - 1PM (Reply to #12)
mystwoman
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Yours too?!?! My ears used

Yours too?!?! My ears used to ache after listening to him for a while. The term that comes to my mind is "noise pollution". I used to tell people not to bother holding their breath waiting for xnh to come up for air. If you do, you're doing to die of asphyxiation well before you get a chance. lol.

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Jun 27 - 8AM (Reply to #14)
OnlyChild49 (not verified)
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Same Here!!

He talked and talked and talked. I kept waiting for him to stop or pause - didn't happen. Once in a while, I interrupted which didn't go over well. And once, I told him to Shut Up!! To which he responded, "No one ever told me that before". I said, "Maybe they should have"!! My diagnosis - he liked the sound of his own voice:) Sorry, this is off the "one liner" subject!!
Jun 27 - 8AM (Reply to #15)
adoette
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OnlyChild

Oh, but it is on subject, OC. Because they would never get the concept of one liners...ha. I love it that you told him to shut up. I think they have to keep talking to prove to themselves that they are there. If they stopped talking...POOF...they might cease to exist.
Jun 27 - 8PM (Reply to #16)
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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Shut up!

I said this to mine in one of our "final" conversations after the big D&D. Maybe it was the last one, which is why that day ended so differently than all the others, even when I had told him off on numerous occasions before. On that particular day, I told him at one point to SHUT UP! Of course, he turned those words back around on me. "See, this is another reason it can't work between us, you tell me to shut up. (Oh, how rude of me to say that when he's talking about OW to me or putting me down and won't stop. Still my fault he picked OW over me.) I also added, "It's like you have diarrhea of the mouth.... it just keeps running." He was kind of stunned after I said that.
Jun 27 - 8AM (Reply to #13)
adoette
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mystwoman

lol. Good one, mystwoman! (don't hold your breath) Noise pollution, indeed. But God forbid I space out during a monologue and not respond properly...they have to have the stage AND your undying devotion/attention/admiration.
Jun 26 - 12PM
Erali
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Maya Angelou

"The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them." — Maya Angelou
Jun 26 - 12PM
mystwoman
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My favorite is actually a

My favorite is actually a "two liner": Sometimes God removes a person from your life for your own protection. Don't run after them. ~Unknown.

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God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them.

Jun 26 - 1PM (Reply to #9)
justsayno
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Your statement is absolutely

Your statement is absolutely correct, I agree with you 100%.
Jun 26 - 10AM
prettypeeved
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I think the one that works

I think the one that works best for me with narcs is: Actions speak louder than words.
Jun 26 - 9AM
TovaBella
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Re: Adoette's "One Liners" post

I read this a few years ago and it always stuck with me. Talk about pure truth. "Don't make someone your priority when they view you as just one of their many options." Lots of Hugs and Support, TovaBella
Jun 26 - 9AM
prettypeeved
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What goes around comes

What goes around comes around.