More insanity

So I was doing really well until N emailed my parents that he was bringing my stuff back. Thankfully, he dropped my things off at their house so I didn't have to deal with it, but he has resurfaced.

I'm housesitting for my parents while they are out of town, and got on my mom's computer to check my email. Her email was out, and low and behold....guess who she's been corresponding with...yep...the assclown.

I was SO mad. Then I realized that he had sent an email through her to give to me. Let me just say that it's the craziest mess I've ever read. I'll give you some quotes:

"Let me begin by saying I am copying your mom on this email since you have blocked me. I also need to tell you that I'm drunk (again) which I am sure will not be a surprise to you since I am an alcoholic, as you have reminded me on multiple occassions."

"I understand your disgust of me (which I never said). I hate me too. You are standing in a long line of people who have a mutual disgust for me. I look in the mirror each morning and hate the sight of me. If I could torture myself with shock treatment or bamboo shoots under my fingernails (without the accompanying pain), I would do so with vigor. Believe me, I live in a torture chamber every day...my own skin. I don't know if you will take solace in that realization, but I thought it might be comforting news"

"I am happy you have moved on with your life. You deserve better than me. However, let me make clear, I never asked you to be perfect. I am the most flawed person I know. I just asked you to accept me for my many inadequacies. I except the fact that I am the embodiment of everything you ever called me: narcisstic, selfish, average, lazy cruel, trust baby, cold, alcoholic, etc. Must I go on? You reminded me on so many levels on so many occassions of my faults, and i learned them by heart"

"I want to make it clear that I never lived life more fully than I was with you. It was not the obvious moments i will remember, but the little things. In our short time together, you made me feel human again. However, as the old saying goes, all good things must end. Now I must return to the reality that is the bed i must sleep. I am a basketcase when it comes to being in a relationship"

Let me conclude by giving you an unvarnished option of you. You can be a complete BITCH. You can be cruel. You can be insensitive. You can be moody. You can be narcissistic...yes, I said it! You can be intolerable at times. You can be a miserable travel partner. You can be ungrateful. However, you can be charming, you are incredibly funny, wonderfully thoughtful. You are the most intelligent woman I've ever dated. You are the most driven person I know. You are the greatest lover I have ever known (keep in mind...copied my MOTHER on this). I can go on, but I'm starting to pass out.

Take good care of yourself...I hope you can be my best friend again."

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....it gives me a headache trying to make sense of this idiot!