WOW!!! It's finally,finally here... In writing... Jaw on Floor.

I am in UTTER, UTTER shock! Actually, I'm not. I will now instruct my IT department to block his email address... We all talk about ROCK, ROCK bottom... This is is...
This was his Swan song... I will not be responding... My jaw is still on the ground.

Basically, I'm being asked to be the idot... Stick around just in case he 'might' want to 'choose' to be in love again. It's absolutely, positively mind blowing. You can't make this stuff up....