What a surprise! (not)

Just was reading a story about good old Simon Cowell, for any of you Idol fans who may be interested...

As the article states, in his 'most surprising interview ever', he admits "'I'm quite odd. I do get very dark moods'. It also goes on to say:
*Simon's new Beverly Hills home is, actually, very, very clean
*About his house: "Nothing is in the wrong place here"
*He has a TV in his bathroom and watches the Flintstones and the Jetsons every morning, they make him laugh and remind him of when he was a kid
*quote: "If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session,' he says. 'I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways. I get very dark moods for no reason"
*quote: "Nothing in particular brings it on. You can be having the best time of your life and yet you're utterly and totally miserable. I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days. I'm not sitting in a darkened room rocking. Things might have gone really well and then I torture myself. I cannot believe it. I have to find something to make me miserable."
*about breaking it off with his girlfriend: "I was hurt when Terri and I broke up, because I liked her so much. We were incredibly close. I think just the fact we were in a relationship with the rules that are attached to that - or what we think are rules - that can cause problems. Rules equal boredom and I don't like that."

There's more too it...but funny how this sounds "so" familiar!