Sex and the NP

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May 4 - 7AM (Reply to #3)
dabussard
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Daisyd

I loved him so much, I would have done anything for him... I was horrifiend by his reaction afterwards...That is when I started to see the monster that he truely is... The anger that you would have felt then, I am feeling now! I am afraid of what I will do to him if I ever see again! I saw him at the gas station this morning... Thank god I didn't have to get gas and was able to drive on past... I flew my birdie... But, What I really wanted to do was stop the truck and beat the shit out of him... But, I don't want to end up in jail over a piece of shit like him... What goes around comes around... I just have to wait for the right time...
May 6 - 11AM (Reply to #16)
enpsychopedia r... (not verified)
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dabussard

This has to qualify as the worst kind of abuse. The guy should be in jail. When I read this kind of thing, it just makes me so sad, so sorry for you. More than being moved to tears though, I am moved to wanting to grab the nearest baseball bat, hop on a plane to wherever he is and brain him. No, wait a minute, I'd like to...well, let's not even go there, i'd be violating the Geneva convention.
May 4 - 9AM (Reply to #4)
Daisyd
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dabussard

I can very readily identify with the whole "would have done anything for him" feelings! When we love someone that is worthy of that guess what?? They feel and show that back to us! Don't lose that capacity. Just be careful. You have every right to own and feel your anger! You were violated horribly. Work through it and don't deny it! HUGS and be strong!!!!!!
May 5 - 9PM (Reply to #5)
ValiditySeeker
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I called it Green Eggs and

I called it Green Eggs and Ham sex. He wanted to know if I'd do it in a house, with a mouse, on a boat, with a goat, in the rain, on a train... I couldn't get him to stop fucking asking for public sex. It felt like he had some imaginary sex bucket list that read "Have Sex in the following places before I die: 1. 2.... He wanted to it in on our college football field, in his car pulled over to side of the highway, in an abandoned house, dressing room in a department store, etc. Etc I couldn't wrap my brain around it. What made sex in those places better than sex in a nice, private bed? Where we couldn't get arrested for public indecency? So I tried to appease him hoping he'd realize it was stupid And the sex was never that great as it was in private. I hoped he'd soon quit asking but he never did. There was always one more place he'd always wanted to try it. Once I initiated sex on his living room floor. Afterwards, he raged at me that it wasn't making love, it was "just fucking!" then he stomped off to the bathroom, grabbing up his clothes, trying to cover himself, leaving me there feeling whorish. What a mind fuck! His ideas weren't nasty or degrading but mine were sickening and dirty.
May 7 - 7AM (Reply to #15)
not-there-yet
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LOL

Green eggs and ham sex!!! totally. In the street, in an abandonned house (*abandonned house high five!!*)in a garden, I have no idea. It's awkward and always a bit cold, and really not fun.I don't even get off on the idea of "people seeing us", i couldn't care less. I think it's my lack of modesty that makes it less enjoyable for me, i just don't get where the "thrill" is :D
May 5 - 9PM (Reply to #13)
Daisyd
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Ok.........

Daisy here is going to start having to wear adult diapers because some of you ladies have the BEST sense of humor. Thank you Validity Seeker you made me tinkle and I haven't stop chortling for hours!! I am using that line woman! "Green Eggs and Ham Sex".....oh my Dr. Suess is in high rotation in his grave!!! My NP was the exact same way!! He wanted to DUCT TAPE me to a picnic table naked!! No that never happened thankfully, the purple haze I was in evaporated before I stooped so low.
May 6 - 11AM (Reply to #14)
enpsychopedia r... (not verified)
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Adult diapers, huh? You mean

Adult diapers, huh? You mean like, "with friends like that, who needs enemas?"
May 5 - 9PM (Reply to #6)
ValiditySeeker
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Oh

One more thing: He had a ridiculously small penis. If our bodies moved apart during thrusting (as is what happens during thrusting) it would often fall out because it wasn't long enough to stay inside. He always blamed me for "doing it wrong." never once owned up to the fact that his dick was almost completely non functioning. Unless one wants to lie there and not move at during sex. I hate him so bad, I want to take out a billboard saying how tiny his dick was. Short Dick Man!
May 6 - 11AM (Reply to #12)
Used
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vs

this so made me laugh i needed that today, like the nurse says before the injection, YOU WILL ONLY FEEL A LITTLE PRICKXX
May 6 - 11AM (Reply to #7)
enpsychopedia r... (not verified)
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Oh my god...

He sounds like such a charming man! Exhibitionist, hung like a hamster and a personality disorder. Oh sigh...Can I please have his number? A girl can dream can't she?
May 7 - 12PM (Reply to #11)
ValiditySeeker
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Well,

He IS a doctor, after all. Isn't marrying a doctor every girl's dream? I'd hook you up but I pride myself on my lack of sadism. It's just how I roll. Also, he's married now(the poor lady) and has a billion kids. All boys. I hope the short dick thing isn't hereditary.
May 7 - 10AM (Reply to #10)
Lobo555
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I just love this!

That's all I can say -- love it, love it, love it! :):):)
May 6 - 11AM (Reply to #8)
spinning
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enpsyh, your sense of humor

is AWESOME. Whoever narced you was a dumba#$ LOSER!!!! Your posts on this thread are hilarious and lift my spirits! And when you get this lover-boy's number will you pass it along to me? ;} Today is a great day and I feel it on the board too! Just wanted to let you know your humor is so appreciated. Most sincerely (not) spinning (not even a little today and it FEELS GREAT!!!!

spinning

May 6 - 12PM (Reply to #9)
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Spinning

Thanks Honey...You're no comedic slouch yourself....and I am so glad you are feeling so good! We need so much less of THEM and so much more of each other, don't we?