The Psychopath's Prayer (posted by) Thomas Sheridan

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CaminoReal
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The Psychopath's Prayer (posted by) Thomas Sheridan

I HOPE THIS HASN"T BEEN POSTED TOO MUCH. I found this on Thomas Sheridan's website (same as I posted yesterday)

http://labyrinthpsycho.blogspot.com/2011/09/psychopaths-prayer.html

The Psychopath's Prayer
Our God Who is Me.
Please Protect Me from Detection and Background Checks Today.
May my Rat-Like Smirk be Hidden and my Pupils Not Dilate
Please Continue to Allow Me to Woo Victims with Pity Plays,
Sob Stories about Cancer, Childhood Abuse and other "Poor Me" Fabrications.
Wild Mood Swings which Happen in an Instant.
Superficial Social Issues I Can Align Myself with.
Carry Around Unread Carl Sagan Books to Show what a Super Intellectual I be is.
May Google and Wikipedia be my Guide.
My Shifty Eyes, Parasitic Arrogance and Righteous Indignation Prove my Superiority over all.
Discard Enablers for New Ones in an Instant.
Let me Believe what I think Others would Like me to Believe in,
Until I no Longer Need to Fool them.
Get Married to Avoid Paying Rent.
Have Children Just to See What it is Like and then Lose Interest.
Have Sex with Something, Anything.
Invent Fake Beautiful Admirers on Facebook to Flirt with me,
To Compensate for the Mundane and Uninteresting Acquaintances I am Surrounded by.
As I Scream and Rage Internally as Successful and Happy Past Victims use NO CONTACT EVER AGAIN on me.
Because there is Nothing I can do about it.
As I Spiral into an Existence of Unfulfilled Fantasy and Schemes towards Banality and Resentment
And Deliver Us From Red Flags.

Richard Dawkins, ops I really mean Amen.

No, I never said anything other than "amen". I think you are mentally insane and need help. This relationship isn't working out and it is all your fault you dumb, unstable, ugly, bitch. I found a man, yes A MAN who understands me and has a speedboat and he is even more gullible than you are. I was Gay man living a lie of a straight life because you tricked me. You stabbed me in the back like everyone else. I am a hero now for coming out of the closet. What joint bank account? You need to take more medication. Now stop stalking me...

You are putting on weight and your wonky eye is getting worse BTW.
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cr

Sep 30 - 5PM
rosedewittbukater
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Thank you CaminoReal!

This was great and made me laugh! I mean, they are so RIDICULOUS it can be comical at times. I am really getting to appreciate Thomas Sheridan and cannot wait to read his book!!!! Thanks for posting! xx, Rose
Sep 30 - 2PM
StudentOfLife
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Thomas Sheridan rocks!!

Great post! I love reading Thomas Sheridan's work. :0) Very important message about the very things we all relate to all too well, and very well said.... with just the right bit of humor. Love it! Thx for posting.
Sep 30 - 1PM
Bitter-sweet
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worth remembering

Although this shows their sinister side very clearly what we need to remember is: As I Scream and Rage Internally as Successful and Happy Past Victims use NO CONTACT EVER AGAIN on me. Because there is Nothing I can do about it. Successful and happy - that's what NC makes us. It takes a little time- but we get there. My relationship began with him almost exactly two years ago. Despite hoovers, I have been NC for 18 months. I am absolutely crystal clear now: I could never trust or love a liar.
Sep 30 - 1PM
Used
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camnioreal

This Today has made me shudder...i have read something like this, and even laughed when i posted a reply....words to the affect, i didnt know my narc could write or be so articulate.....but this has spooked me.....the whole thing could be myexn.
Sep 30 - 1PM
spinning
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CR, I think

the author of this...right down to the very last paragraph and sentence...is the disordered one I was involved with. FRIGHTENING! The good news is I am so far on The Path Forward that I find this humorous and rather hilarious! It's so pitiful and true that it's funny. Thank you for sharing this! It's frighteningly hilarious! Love, (not) spinning. CAUSE I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE TRUE 'SPIN DOCTOR' AND I'M NOT BUYING ANY OF IT.

spinning

Sep 30 - 1PM (Reply to #2)
CaminoReal
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It is spooky and funny at the same time. So many similarities!

Mine DID use the CANCER STORY on me. First, his father had terminal cancer. Then months later, he was totally cured of the cancer. It just disappeared. cr