Please read my Eulogy for my hN hope it brings you pleasure

My eulogy would begin as such, "I would like to thank all of you, all three of you, for attending my husband's funeral. I would like to say here lies, the biggest piece of shit known to man. A textbook Narcissist, without a soul, a vampire, if you must. He bled me dry in every sense of the word, not only physically, emotionally, but mentally, as well. He never cared for either of his children, unless it suited him. He never loved me, but drained me for supply for over twenty four years. He disrespected me, discarded me, and abused me for over half my life. The sad thing is, he never knew it, he only knew what made him feel good, at the moment. He never thought he did anything wrong, he always felt entitled, as if the world owed him. He threw his wife and children away like garbage, but in the end, it was he who was the garbage. I heard he died alone, in a dark room, in a rather shabby hospital, with no visitors, and he didn't even shed a tear. He rambled on about how great he was and all the women he had, telling the repulsed nurses, how he was a catch and could get anyone he wanted. He never even mentioning he had a wife and two amazing children. I heard from the doctor as he took his last breath, he said, "I was great and I know it." Since I am the sole beneficiary of his life insurance policies, I felt it my duty to put him in this wooden box, it was quite cheap and I will have him buried in the city cemetary without a headstone, those are reserved for humans, not monsters. I'm glad in the end I could do this for him. Thank you again for coming, we're done now, you can go home."