Ok something a little fun lmao

I would stuff it full of Snausages, and toss it into the alley for the neighborhood dogs.

screwy, skewy inappropriate, ugly or old "gifts" he gave me. And I`d follow it up with a whole load of holly (both ends).

Cyanide.

All the abusive emails he's ever written to me and a ton of lighter fluid!

I won't need to baste him with butter, since he's already slippery...I won't need to bake him long, since he's already shady (and baked a lot, too)...I won't need to add nuts, since he's already nutty... But I suppose that's okay, since even though he may appear empty, he's already stuffed with so much word salad and scrambled eggs that there's really not much room left. Happy Tuesday, everyone!

A TRUTH DRUG.

Hahahahaha!! I think I will stuff her with her bitter, lonely , smug, ugly old wrinkled-ass future, without me!! Hahahahaha!!!

If he's eating it..EX Lax!! Hunter