NVA - Narc Victims Annonymous - Just for Fun

Why re-invent the wheel, Twelve Steps just needed a little tweaking - enjoy!

NVA - How it Works

Narc Victims Anonymous

If you want what we have to offer, and are willing to make the effort to get it, then you are ready to take certain steps. These are the principles that made our recovery possible.

1. We admitted that we were powerless over our Narcissist, that they are incurable personality disordered individuals non responsive to love, therapy, stun-guns or exorcism their lives are and will always be unmanageable.

2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves such as a Thorazine drip, Southern Comfort or Electric Shock Treatment to quell the PTSD could restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to go NC immediately.

4. We made a searching and fearless quest for information about NPD and have become experts of all types of incurable personality disorders.

5. We admitted to ourselves, and to another human being our victimization and the fact that we suffered from delusions as well as the exact nature of the Narcissist’s wrongs.

6. We were entirely ready to remove the defective, morally flawed Narcissistic character from our lives.

7. We humbly accepted his shortcomings usually in the form of premature ejaculation and through healing remain confident we will someday find an exceptionally skilled lover absent serial cheating, fetishes, paedophilia, bestiality, obsessive compulsive masturbation or covert homosexual activity.

8. We made a list of all persons he had harmed and all future victims, and became willing to make amends to them all in the form of prayer or other forms of spiritual supplication from a distance.

9. We made direct amends to ourselves so that we could avoid the obsessive desire to harm him.

10. We continue to take personal inventory and when we are weak, promptly log on to Vain Encounters.

11. We seek through prayer, meditation and the occasional voodoo doll to improve our conscious contact with ourselves as we understand ourselves, praying only for knowledge of greater self awareness and healing and the power to carry on the message and raise awareness.

12. Having had a rude awakening as a result of these steps, we carry this message to victims, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.