Narc talk and translation

They all have an agenda and tell on themselves if you listen closely!!!

Quotes from the narc's mouth I experienced.....

1) "I am kind of needy just so you know "

Translation: I need your undivided attention and if you don't give it to me I will
A)look for it somewhere else
B)abuse you
C) manipulate you and try to guilt trip you about how I want things my way!!
D) All the above.

2) "I only cheated once on my ex fiance but I will never cheat on you...besides I had feelings for someone else."

Translation: I only GOT CAUGHT once and you might find out about it so I'm telling you so you think I really won't do it but since I am a snake I will always be a snake. Plus since I had feelings for someone else it is ok because I am KING OF THE NARCS!

P.S -a month later about the same ex..."she hated me ever since the breakup I don't know why" contradicted himself --HUGE with narcs....hmmm maybe because YOU CHEATED! Dumbass

3) I asked him one morning why he got jealous the night before and if he was the jealous type he said "actually I'm only like that until I know that I have you and you're mine."

Translation: I do everything in my power to hook you and when I know that I have you I crap all over you and treat you like s^&%!

4)"my dad made me work my ass off all day for long hours when I was a teenager until my hands were going to fall off!!"

Translation: Since I tell you this all the time I want you to feel bad for me and make excuses for why I am a dick.

5) "Let's call your best friend up for a threesome."

Translation: I have such shallow emotions and cannot feel a connection/bond with someone. I also run from intimacy so it will work out well for both of us seeing that I have erectile dysfunction and can't please you. You probably need to be pleased since it's been a while.

6) "Why can't I call you a c%^$?"

Translation: Why can't I abuse you? I wine you and dine you and buy you stuff...you should take it and like it!!

7)"You're a slut, whore, bitch....I'm just joking!"

Translation: You are amazing and I know it so I need to break down your self esteem to make you think you are all the above. If you find someone better than me you'll think to low of yourself to leave haha I am genious!!(and king of narcs!)

There you have it...feel free to add your own comments/narc talk!