Narc Puns for Fun - please contribute

PAWS : an unforgettable movie PAWS is a horror-thriller film directed by cRaven CHILLberg and based on the novel of the same name. The police chief of Empath Island, a fictional resort town, tries to protect beachgoers from giant human-eating NHarks by closing the beach, only to be overruled by the town council, which wants the beach to remain open to draw a profit from tourists during the summer season. After several attacks, the police chief enlists the help of a marine biologist and a professional NHark hunter. ( sourced the original info on JAWS from the Wiki)

Great work girls. And oh so true, as you know us women always find out the truth in the long run.

How about some Narc Haiku's It's all about me What the hell is wrong with you? It's all about me! I'm a total assclown And I pretend to be great But really I suck Energy vampire That is what I am all about Projection is my game! I am a liar But you will figure it out When it is too late....

This is not a pun necessarily, but my mother used to recite silly, entertaining poems when we were kids. Here's a poem that I particularly think applies to a narc: I love myself. I think I'm grand. I go to the park. I hold my hand. I put my arms around my waist, And if I get fresh, I slap my face. However, in xnh's case, he'd probably slap MY face, and then blame me because his arms didn't fit around his pudgy waist. As we ALL know, nothing is ever their own fault (including all those hot dogs they've stuffed down their gullets for years). rofl.

Welcome to Narcville!,, Hunter