Narc narc jokes

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#1 May 31 - 4PM
Goldie
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Narc narc jokes

I said to my son tonight: M did not bring much to the table and he said: M took from the table.

Good one J.

God bless,
Goldie

Jun 1 - 4PM
Susan32
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What's the difference?

Q:What's the difference between a newborn/toddler and a narcissistic tenured professor? A:There's a difference?
Jun 1 - 9AM
Happy1
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Goldie

Your son is so insightful. The Narc's don't giveth but sure as hell taketh away!!!
Jun 1 - 9AM
mystwoman
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What is the difference

What is the difference between a porcupine and a narc in car? With the narc, the prick is on the inside.

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May 31 - 9PM
Arwen
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Tell your son I said that is

Tell your son I said that is a VERY smart response..wow. Good job with him Goldie!
May 31 - 7PM
Lobo555
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. The narcissist holds the bulb and the world turns beneath them.
Jun 1 - 2AM (Reply to #9)
michele115 (not verified)
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I thought that in Narcville

They were THE LIGHT...LMAO!
Jun 1 - 5AM (Reply to #10)
Used
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dead man walking

what is the diffrence between a DEAD MAN WALKING AND A NARC....NOTHING!!!!!!!
Jun 1 - 8PM (Reply to #11)
Goldie
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Good one Used

God Bless, Goldie
May 31 - 7PM
enpsychopedia r... (not verified)
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What's the difference between

What's the difference between a narc and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
May 31 - 5PM
Done sourcing
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Whats the difference between

Whats the difference between a narc in a corvette and a porcupine? The pricks on the inside of the corvette!
May 31 - 5PM
Done sourcing
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Whats the difference between

Whats the difference between a narc and scrambled eggs? Scrambled eggs will give you nourishment.
Jun 1 - 1AM
Alibi_10
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Why did the Narc. ....

.... cross the road? .... To get a better view of himself in the shop window of course. !!
May 31 - 5PM
Done sourcing
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Masochist: Please hit

Masochist: Please hit me Narcissist: Later, after you love me
May 31 - 5PM
girlsinger
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N jokes

Q.. why wouldn't a narcissist and a vampire attack the same victim? Answer: Professional courtesy...LOL
May 31 - 4PM
mystwoman
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Out of the mouths of babes!

Out of the mouths of babes! I just love the honest, pragmatic viewpoint of kids. lol. Good one!

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God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them.