MY NEW ANTHEM : EVERYTIME THE PHONE DOESN'T RING IT'S ME

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#1 Oct 7 - 8PM
truthseeker
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MY NEW ANTHEM : EVERYTIME THE PHONE DOESN'T RING IT'S ME

He can ride crazy train all by himself. He can get off at every stop. Clueless City. Dillisional Drive. Lousy in bed lane. He can end his destination at Wait while I try to remember which lie I told which woman asylum.

Oct 7 - 10PM
NancyM
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Games

I reckon we could get a new version of monopoly going with this. Especially the part, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars.

Nevergoback

Oct 8 - 8AM (Reply to #3)
truthseeker
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and every spot they land on is a punishment card. You have jut drawn the no woamn will ever respond to you in any form ever again. You have just drawn the flacid card, this card means you are now rendered incapable of an erection when aroused by N supply. Drawing this card also means each time you atempt masturbation to reverse new affliction your tool will atrophy until it disappears completely.
Oct 8 - 1PM (Reply to #5)
Briseis
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LOLOLOL!!!

LOLOLOL!!!
Oct 8 - 10AM (Reply to #4)
no more
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LOL

LMAO,,,,,,my N wouldn't have had a tool to use or to get an erection with when I met because it would have disappeared years ago due to all the masterbation he has done over the years,,,,,they are just the BIGGEST dicks,,,,but yet have the smallest dicks aand really don't know how to use them anyway. ASSSHOLES!!!

I just got involved with the same N for the second time.
What was I thinking? Because I have put myself back to the same point where I am blaming myself again. And for what?
I want to get rid of these feelings again.

Oct 7 - 9PM
betty2020
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hahahhahha. Makes me wanna

hahahhahha. Makes me wanna sing, "here we go round the loop de loop"! Very funny! only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)