My F%#k U, Thank U Poem

My F%#K You, Thank You Poem

I was the best thing in your life
F%#k You for not appreciating me

I understood the meaning of unconditional love
F%#k You for not learning it yourself

I did everything for you
F%#k You for not seeing it

I let you into my wonderful life
F%#k You for wasting my time

But……

Thank you for the cognitive dissonance
I enjoy the feeling of Rock and Roll in my head

Thank you all for the sleepless night
I am beginning to love the bags under my eyes

Thank you for all the gifts you have given me
Oops, that should go in the F%#k You part

Thank You for being such a great liar
When I cast my next movie, I will finally know how to pick a good actor

Thank you for cheating on me
I loved the feeling of nervous hysteria

Thank you for being so cheap and not buying me jewelry
Safe deposit boxes are getting so expensive anyway

Thank you for cheating on me
It’s worth a second mention

Thank you for letting me find other women’s things around your house
It’s nice to know what other girls are wearing these days

Thank you for the many D&Ds
I didn’t know how awful I was until you

Thank you for the many breaking ups and coming backs
I always wanted to learn how to work a yo-yo
And now I have become one!! Yeaaaaa ACgirl