"I want my clicker back"...

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#1 Aug 15 - 2PM
juliamarie
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"I want my clicker back"...

So, it’s been a month of NC, and out of the blue this morning, I get an email from assclown at my work address. It’s the only form of communication that I haven’t been able to successfully block. After a full month, all the email says is that I have the clicker to the house garage (our dream house that we were remodeling), and he can’t get in. He said if I didn’t want to help him, he “understood”. HUH????? What the hell is wrong with this guy?? All I could think of was that I wanted hit him repeatedly in the face with that damn clicker. How freaking insensitive. He has $200 million dollars, and he’s too damn lazy to get more garage door clickers??

DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. I seriously hate him. I didn’t even give him the satisfaction of knowing I even read the email. I’m going to dream of shoving that clicker where the sun doesn’t shine tonight.

Hugs to all!

Aug 16 - 2AM
Arwen
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Julia, the fun of smacking

Julia, the fun of smacking him with the clicker aside, if this guy has that much money this sounds more like a real hoovering attempt than an attempt for him to avoid going out and getting another clicker. He can get a personal assistant to do that with his dough. This is hooevering. Run away from it.
Aug 15 - 3PM
sara-smile
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juliamarie

I'm sorry you're dealing with such an ass but this post made me laugh out loud! I too can see myself hitting my Narc repeatedly in the face with the clicker! LOL LOL! I'd also like to shove many things where the sun don't shine. Ignore the idiot and let him go buy himself another 30 dollar clicker! If you have 200 million dollars what is 30 bucks for a clicker? Cheap ass idiot. He couldn't think of another way to torment you today so he used what he could find. Ignore, delete and laugh at him!!! He's just pathetic. Hugs! Sara
Aug 15 - 3PM
mystwoman
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Good for you! It could be

Good for you! It could be really satisfying to shove that thing where the sun doesn't shine. I know that every time I see xnh, I have a very strong desire to drive over him with my car. I won't, however, out of respect for my car (plus he's really not worth wasting the gas on). lol. "He said if I didn’t want to help him, he “understood”. HUH????? What the hell is wrong with this guy??" I totally empathize with you about this comment. Xnh sent me an email right after he cheated, and then dumped me after 16 years of his abuse, that said, "I don't understand your hostility, and I feel like you want me out of your life forever." DUH!!!!!! Ya think!?!?! Xnh is obviously not the brightest crayon in the box. Of course, since he's a narc, xnh also wrote about 20 messages telling me that "this was the last letter from him to me from the bottom of his broken heart and shattered dreams." Xnh's heart certainly didn't look all that broken, and his dreams didn't appear shattered either, in all of those pictures he posted on Facebook of him all cuddled up with OW on a blanket. Since I was NC, I completely ignored him, and it wasn't his "last" letter to go directly into my trash bin either. rofl. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. :)

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Aug 15 - 4PM (Reply to #3)
juliamarie
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Delete is my new favorite word

The greatest part about getting the email today at work is that I quit that job and start a new one on Monday. He will have ZERO ways to contact me now. He will have no idea where I am. I guess he could always resort to stalking, but he is so lazy that I doubt he'd get out of bed unless I had some of precious bottles of champagne he drinks by the case. Since I don't have anything he wants, he will probably remain in bed chained to his precious computer...drinking himself silly. Agh...he's so gross!!
Aug 15 - 2PM
Hunter
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Ha!!! You go girl! This is a

Ha!!! You go girl! This is a perfect example of why NC is sooo important! Now you understand " scrambled eggs " it makes no sense, yuck! Hunter