I Hate Your Ugly Face (Humor)

My sister must have been thinking about me this weekend because she sent me the following "tender" little love song that captures my sentiments. You can always count on country music to "say it like it is". Somehow, I now think I'm beyond the "grief" stage (not too sure about anger after reading these lyrics though). rofl.

You can hear the song here:
http://www.lyricsmusica.it/kris-kristofferson/i-hate-your-ugly-face-test...

I Hate Your Ugly Face

You heard a lot of singers moanin' of the love they've lost.
They're always true to their long lost dear. No matter what the cost.
I want you to hear I ain't cryin' in my beer, this is how it goes with me.
The happiest day of unhappy life was when you set me free.

I hate your ugly face, I see it every place.
It follows me whever I try to go.
Your skin is tan like leather. It looks just like a heffer's.
Oh, I hate you dear and I think you ought to know.

Now most heartbroken lovers wish their sweetheart's happiness.
I just hope you're miserable. You sorry lookin' mess.
I want you to hear I ain't cryin' in my beer, this is how it goes with me.
The happiest day of unhappy life was when you set me free.